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May 03, 2003 05:52 PM

Love the Humor, but not the male bashing!! :-)

by SRNJIM

Ok Guys,

I am a male student nurse (56 years old) who needs to come here for some humor and comic relief sometimes, so no more male bashing please :-)......but.....I forgive you male bashers and I have a contribution to make. :-)

I spent 12 years as a long term care administrator…so I have hear them all about LTC…OK here goes… :-) (How do you get those different smiley faces in this reply???) No bashing please :-)

Did you hear about the two old ladies who were just lain bored to death? Well it seems one said to the other, ”Lets strip naked and run down the hall and see what happens."

So they did. However, there were two old gentlemen sitting in the lounge at the end of the hall. One older gentleman said, “Did you see that?”

The other said, ”Yes I did. What were they wearing?”

The first gentleman said, “I don’t know, but it sure needed ironed.”

What do ya think gals?????

Jim


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No. 1
from nurse2002
Old May 03, 2003, 06:20 PM

I apologize for the male bashing. I know it was me. Dont get me wrong. I love men, Im married to one.
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No. 2
from nurse2002
Old May 03, 2003, 06:22 PM

Default Re: Love the Humor, but not the male bashing!! :-)
Originally posted by SRNJIM
Ok Guys,

I am a male student nurse (56 years old) who needs to come here for some humor and comic relief sometimes, so no more male bashing please :-)......but.....I forgive you male bashers and I have a contribution to make. :-)

I spent 12 years as a long term care administrator…so I have hear them all about LTC…OK here goes… :-) (How do you get those different smiley faces in this reply???) No bashing please :-)

Did you hear about the two old ladies who were just lain bored to death? Well it seems one said to the other, ”Lets strip naked and run down the hall and see what happens."

So they did. However, there were two old gentlemen sitting in the lounge at the end of the hall. One older gentleman said, “Did you see that?”

The other said, ”Yes I did. What were they wearing?”

The first gentleman said, “I don’t know, but it sure needed ironed.”

What do ya think gals?????

Jim
I think it's a good one.

Not long before I'm there. I dont think Ill strip naked and run down the hall though.
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No. 3
Old May 03, 2003, 06:46 PM

Originally posted by nurse2002
I love men, Im married to one.

So THAT'S what you do when you love men!!
I'm just kidding, nurses2002. I know whatcha mean!!

BTW, that was pretty funny!!!
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No. 4
from cpgrn
Old May 03, 2003, 07:10 PM

Very funny!
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No. 5
from jnette
Old May 03, 2003, 07:11 PM

SRNJIM...

yeah, we do let off steam here... I'd like to say please don't take it personally, but if I turn the table and think how I would feel if I saw a whole lot of women bashing jokes, I might get a tad weary of them, too. So I do understand. And I'm just as guilty. But please don't deprive us altogether !!! We NEED this !!!

And as to your own little "funny".. my hubby told me that one years ago. Now he tells me I need to pull my hair up into a topknot to keep my face from sagging...
That's ok.. I just tell him at least I have hair to pull up !
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No. 6
from RN-PA
Old May 03, 2003, 07:16 PM

Funny story, SRNJIM-- I experienced that story in real life!

When I worked at a LTC facility right out of nursing school in '93, I was at the nurses' station one evening catching up on charting when I could hear a female resident calling out at the end of the hall. I got up and looked toward the woman, leaning over her walker, and wondered what she was wearing that was so wrinkly and draped in a strange way. Yes, she was naked.
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No. 7
from Jay-Jay
Old May 03, 2003, 09:31 PM

LOL! Cute joke, Jim! Here's the male equivalent:

Two old guys were bored to death one day. As they were walking, they saw the local community centre was having a horticultural show.

"Hey," said the one old fellow, " I betcha a hundred dollars you don't have the nerve to strip naked and streak through the flower show!"

"For that sort of money, YOU'RE ON!" replied his companion. "I'll meet you at the back door."

So, he entered the building while his friend went around to the back of the building and waited...and waited...and waited. He was about ready to give up, when his friend emerged, fully clothed, and carrying a red ribbon.

"What happened?" his buddy demanded. "You were gone SO long!"

"A security guard started after me. He nearly got me too, but I hid in amongst the exhibits."

"Where'd you get the ribbon?"

"They gave me first prize for "Best Dried Arrangement" !

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No. 8
from jnette
Old May 03, 2003, 09:43 PM

And ... I was just getting ready for bed, and was applying my nightly face cream when hubby walks into the bathroom...

"is that wrinkle cream?" he asks... "uh-huh" I reply.. "why?"

"It's working" he answers.

I look in the mirror.

He continues "You get a new wrinkle each time you use it..."
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No. 9
from SRNJIM
Old May 04, 2003, 06:52 AM

You Guys are too Funny!!! :-)

I don't take the bashing personally. Annnnnnnnnnnd, I am certainly very proud to be entering the ranks of our profession knowing that there are mostly women in them. I mean that.

I'll be back to get some perspective from time to time via humor. :-)

Hope to see you here.

BTW, nobody ever did tell me how to get the colored smiley faces from the selection window to the body of my reply. :-)

Jim
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