LOL! Cute joke, Jim! Here's the male equivalent:
Two old guys were bored to death one day. As they were walking, they saw the local community centre was having a horticultural show.
"Hey," said the one old fellow, " I betcha a hundred dollars you don't have the nerve to strip naked and streak through the flower show!"
"For that sort of money, YOU'RE ON!" replied his companion. "I'll meet you at the back door."
So, he entered the building while his friend went around to the back of the building and waited...and waited...and waited. He was about ready to give up, when his friend emerged, fully clothed, and carrying a red ribbon.
"What happened?" his buddy demanded. "You were gone SO long!"
"A security guard started after me. He nearly got me too, but I hid in amongst the exhibits."
"Where'd you get the ribbon?"
"They gave me first prize for "Best Dried Arrangement" !
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