Funny dreams about your job as a nurse

In my dream, a young male CNA kept telling me every time I saw him that "My penis hurts." Over and over, "My penis hurts." And so I was trying to assess him via questions without a visual. When he finally agreed to let me see what the problem was, we walked in a bathroom and I woke up. Still can't help but chuckle when I see him walking into the BR...

I had a dream one night when I was still working as a Post partum and nursery nurse. I dreamt that I had a bucket full of babies in the back of my car that were stacked like "russian dolls" and they all were crying, wet and needed to be fed. The dream occurred during an extremely busy week where we had 7-10 deliveries each night. Needless to say, I moved to a different type of nursing after I had the dream over and over and over again for about a month.

I had a dream one night, soon after we had a big expansion project at my hospital. When I got off of the elevator, there were slot machinges and craps tables near the ICU family waiting room! Really, freaked me out. When I went to the cafeteria--- it was an all -u- can-eat buffett!

I have work dreams all the time. When I wake up I feel tired, like I have been working all night.

On one of my first days as charge on med/surg I had a very busy day (12 hours) plus the last 4 were without secretary. Needless to say I dreamt about charts all night long. I used to have my alarm clock set for 5:05 am (why that number I don't know). So when it went off I look at it and said "now what does she want this time!" (thinking it was the call alarm going off again). I keep laying on my side, after two min. of staring at the clock hearing it go off start to realise its not the call light, and dh trying to nudge me gently saying "are you going to get that". Man I was never so tired going back to work that day.

My clock is also set for 5:05 AM. Too lazy to have to hit a snooze button? lol Don't you hate it when you dream all night long and then have to work?..It's like working a double without the pay.

My favorite is when: I was dreaming I was was working nights on the psych unit (before I actually did). Anyway, I dreamed that I lay down in an empty patient bed to take a nap and was awakened by the day shift. I put my pants back on, (What??)... then I woke up from my dream.

That reminds me, had several where I was sleeping in a patient bed completely naked with patients sleeping in the bed next to me and of course these were patients that I was charged with their care...just very akward. I hate the naked dreams.

LOL Yes, the naked dream. I had my first just before my surgery. I was wondering around the bowels of hospital naked, trying to find my way to surgery. Funny thing...nobody in my dream seemed to care. LOL

A few weeks ago my 2 year old son had a high fever and I gave him Tylenol before bed. I woke up in a panic a few hours later because I was dreaming that I was at work and I forgot to chart what time he had the Tylenol.

I have weird dreams about work all the time, I an RN in the ER, but my friend works in labor and delivery and was telling about all the charting they have to do there and that night I had this horrible dream that I was having a baby and they were making me chart my own delivery...