What's the funniest most unusual baby name?

Nurses Humor Nursing Q/A

As many of you know by now, Kim Kardashian had her baby. As if you couldn't miss all the annoying coverage over every single detail. They named that poor kid North West. What are some of the funniest/weirdest/most unusual baby names you have seen? Could be a patient or someone you know in your personal life. And if you are someone with one of those odd names did you just learn to live with it or would you change it.

I had a friend in high school who knew a girl named lady parts. Pronounced to rhyme with Regina, but you can imagine the awkward moment when she had to spell her name for people.

Specializes in Assisted Living nursing, LTC/SNF nursing.

Back when I was around 16 or 17 (many many moons ago), I met a couple that named their baby girl Cocaine. All I could think (even with my adolescent mentality at the time), why in he** someone would name their baby girl that.

Specializes in Critical Care.

A baby boy named - wait for it - BABYBOY.

As an ex-teacher I have seen some names that just make me question the parents. Two little boys named Choice and Rejoice. The mom said that she had a choice to keep her baby or not and the second one was a happy moment in her life so she named him Rejoice. Though I love the story these boys will have to live with their names. I have had a Prince and Princess. I also had a child named Cajones. I wanted to ask the mom if she knew that there was a Spanish translation for that word.

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I went to school with a kid whose legal name was Junior L. ____. His dad died recently and his name was Ralph C.____. Uh...shouldn't ol' Junior's middle initial have matched Dad's since he was a Junior? That's forgetting that Junior isn't really a proper first name.

Specializes in Pediatrics, High-Risk L&D, Antepartum, L.

I know a woman who named her daughter Jessiejunior. Mom's first name isn't Jessie. I don't know what dad's name is.

I also have seen Rumor, Danjer (pronounced dane-jer with a strong accent on jer), Misery, Anonymous, Mountainlion. This is one part of L&D I will miss...sort of.

Specializes in Transitional Nursing.

A little girl whose name was destane. Pronounced destiny. :(

Holiday....Endeavour....

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I went to school with a girl named Bunny. She married a man with the last name Rabbit so became Bunny Rabbit. Now that must be true love to take on a name like that!

Had a foreign exchange student at my high school whose name was Phat Ho :( obviously not intentional by his parents, poor kid.

Classmate of my son's named her daughter Tyranny, pronounced teer-rany. Went to school with 2 brothers named Attaway and Reader

sali22 said:
Honestly I don't believe anyone is named ***, la-a, lemonjello, orangejello, female, abcde. Let's not post the same urban legends over and over again like the other thread.

Actually I do know some one who is named Female. She pronounces it Fe-ma-lee

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