Funniest real orders you have seen in a chart?

We have a doctor who writes all his orders STAT, thinking that the nurses will respond quicker. His order today - Dulcolax 2 tabs PO STAT!

We had a physician write an order on a patient who was in for an extended period of time, longer than origianlly planned, and who was becoming depressed with her progress. This physician wrote "patient must view comedy tape for 1 hour three times a day to help her laugh."

"Milk and molasses enema- may repeat if patient likes"

ahaha....the ole Brown Cow.....

ambulance pulls up outside A&E (ER) paramedic comes rushing in screamng for a doc we were expecting a DOA ( guy had put his head on a train line decapitated) paramedic was convinced he could feel a femoral pulse this on a guy with no head!

first day on the floor i was a student nurse. Doctor asks me to draw up morphine to be given IV stat. I explain that I can't do this as I am a student and need everything double checked signed etc. He says i forgot your a slug. of course i'm mad and hurt. report to my clinical instructor who of course is now having kittens. I'm more upset. when she finally gets control of herself I learn that slug is student learning under guidance. funny now not then

JUst another RN story.....
I did home care fopr 11 years and pt. education is a large part of being a visiting nurse. I heard that a new gead who was a RN had told a pt on ATB to PREVENT YEAST INFECTION

JUst another RN story.....
I did home care fopr 11 years and pt. education is a large part of being a visiting nurse. I heard that a new gead who was a RN had told a pt on ATB to PREVENT YEAST INFECTION

JUst another RN story.....
I did home care for 11 years and pt. education is a large part of being a visiting nurse. I heard that a new grad who was a RN had told a pt on ATB's to PREVENT A YEAST INFECTION BY SPREADING YOGURT ON HER VAGINA. (lol) (INstead of eating it to promote normal body flora. VERY ODD BUT TRUE.

wait... which part is true?? That this happened, or that spreading yogurt on her vagina would prevent yeast infections???