The dumbest thing I ever said to a patient. - page 4

So have you been with a patient and for some reason your mind quits working and some stupid opinion or thought (not appropriate) comes slipping out of your mouth? Well that's what I did today and I've been thinking (and... Read More

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    Me: "Sir, have you had a bowel movement today?"
    Patient: pauses, stares at me, and then points to his colostomy bag that I had just emptied 10 minutes ago
    Me: "Right. I'm just going to leave so you can laugh at me"
    Patient: He's already laughing at me.
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