Nurses Humor
Published Dec 4, 2002
kmchugh
801 Posts
Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are
Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angles Sing About Me
Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and trees and Fire Hydrants and......
Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get me
Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...
Kevin
OBNURSEHEATHER
1,961 Posts
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Heather
Found a couple more....
DEPRESSION - Silent anhedonia, Holy anhedonia. All is calm, All pretty lonely.
PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE - On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away)
melissa24
94 Posts
:roll
Loved the "manic" one!
sunnygirl272
839 Posts
lmao.....even though i am not a psych nurse..i have a patient for every one of those....
delirium
629 Posts
maggie7
69 Posts
:rotfl: Just what I needed! :rotfl:
Andy S., BSN, RN
157 Posts
Way cute!! Works for the ER too!
:roll :roll :roll
Tookie
469 Posts
Thats going to be taken to work for the staff to read.
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
anitame
177 Posts
:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle
Brian, ASN, RN
3 Articles; 3,695 Posts
too funny :)
sjsap
22 Posts
Oh what fun! They were so funny I just had to print them out and share them with my friends! Thank you!