Christmas Carols For The Psychiatrically Challenged:

  1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

    Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

    Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

    Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angles Sing About Me

    Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and trees and Fire Hydrants and......

    Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get me

    Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

    Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

    Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...

    Kevin
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  2. 14 Comments

  3. by   OBNURSEHEATHER


    Heather
  4. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Found a couple more....


    DEPRESSION - Silent anhedonia, Holy anhedonia. All is calm, All pretty lonely.


    PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE - On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away)


    Heather
  5. by   melissa24
    :roll

    Loved the "manic" one!

    :roll
  6. by   sunnygirl272
    lmao.....even though i am not a psych nurse..i have a patient for every one of those....
  7. by   delirium
  8. by   maggie7
    Just what I needed!
  9. by   Andy S.
    Way cute!! Works for the ER too!
    :roll :roll :roll
  10. by   Tookie
    Thats going to be taken to work for the staff to read.

  11. by   anitame
    :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle
  12. by   Brian
    too funny
  13. by   sjsap
    Oh what fun! They were so funny I just had to print them out and share them with my friends! Thank you!
  14. by   HRHNurse Carol
    Oh yeah, I just finished forwarding those....they are great!!! I just can never laugh enough, and I really needed the laugh right now. Thanks!!!

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