501 ways to know you've been on allnurses.com too long!

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all right.

i confess! i'm a proper addict! this is a fantastic website - filled with goodies and great people.

and i know that i'm not alone :)

so... i challenge forum members to describe 501 ways to know you've been posting on allnurses.com too much. here's some to start off...

remember to put the numbers

1. you're still stuck in threads from 2002, trying to catch up.

2. during conversations in 'actual reality', you keep looking for the emoticon buttons whenever you are being sarcastic/trying to be funny/etc.

3. when arguing with your so, you quickly get your point in because you think the debate will get locked.

4. you try to find a pm function on the phone, so much easier than dialing.

5. when your family starts getting on your nerves, you want to pm a moderator to get them banned.

:D

Specializes in Telemetry & Obs.

51. You don't allow yourself to even CHECK allnurses before you're completely ready for work because if you do you'll NEVER be ready on time!!

Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

52. Your butt goes numb, you're developing carpal tunnel in your right wrist from gripping the mouse, and you can't remember the last time you ate, drank, or peed.

Specializes in RN, BSN, CHDN.

53) you refer to sudonames of posters as real names-and nobody understands

Specializes in Onc/Hem, School/Community.

54) The nursing school instructor asks a question and you know the answer....not because you actually did the assigned reading, but because you read it on allnurses.com!

Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

55. Uh.........did I ever know how to cook?

Specializes in RN, BSN, CHDN.

56 = the times you sign on in a day

57.) One doesn't sign off at all.....unless they are asleep.

SueB :p

Specializes in Cardiac Care.

58) You let telephone calls go to voice mail because you're responding to a post.

Specializes in Onc/Hem, School/Community.

59) Your spouse feels neglected in the romance department because you're always on allnurses.com. :kiss :flowersfo :heartbeat :loveya: :1luvu: :redpinkhe :redbeathe

Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.
58) You let telephone calls go to voice mail because you're responding to a post.

AAACK!!! I've been busted!!!:imbar

Oh well, nobody ever calls that I want to talk to anyway---when the phone rings at my house, it's either a telemarketer, a bill collector trying to dun my dd who moved out 8 months ago, or one of my sons' 4.24 million friends. Anyone who wants to talk to me knows to call one of my cell phones!;)

Specializes in ICU, ER, HH, NICU, now FNP.
58) You let telephone calls go to voice mail because you're responding to a post.

60. When your phone goes to voicemail, your friends and family create profiles on allnurses.com so they can PM you and tell you to answer your phone

61. Your spouse PM's you from his laptop to tell you to come to bed

Specializes in RN, BSN, CHDN.

62) No time to cook so Junk food always at hand and your waist line is expanding

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