10 things you hate to hear your surgeon say - page 3

First off, I'm new to the site, but boy do I love being here!! Lots of things to read and think about!! Here is one we came up with in our OR. It started out being a top 10 list, but quickly... Read More

  1. by   studentnurse74
    "I think that's the spleen"

    "Wow"

    "Hmmmm"

    "And then what?"
  2. by   FranEMTnurse
    Hee,hee,hee,hee,hee! I would have loved to have seen that.
    Quote from gwenith
    The worst all time sound in the OR

    Sproingggggg!

    And you know you are in trouble when your worst fear is that that sound was the elastic in the surgeon' spants letting go.


    It happened - Male surgeon - female nurses

    Surgeon ended up yelling "Will one of you lot stop laughing long enough to pick my pants up off the floor for me????"
  3. by   FranEMTnurse
    Surgeon to supply nurse: What did you hang to run in the patient's vein? He's turning a funny kind of yellow.

    OH NO!!!! I removed the wrong one!!!!!

    Will you scratch the itch in my butt? My hemorrhoids are bothering me something awful today.
  4. by   nekhismom
    Quote from Frances LeMay
    Will you scratch the itch in my butt? My hemorrhoids are bothering me something awful today.

    Fran, that's too cute~!~

    One that I often say jokingly (as a nurse, though) Hey, can one of you climb between my legs and insert a foley for me? I haven't been able to pee in HOURS!!!
  5. by   FranEMTnurse
    Quote from nekhismom
    Fran, that's too cute~!~

    One that I often say jokingly (as a nurse, though) Hey, can one of you climb between my legs and insert a foley for me? I haven't been able to pee in HOURS!!!
    I used to think that way too when I drove bus. There were times my bladder went into spasms from holding it back so long, and those babies hurt.
  6. by   Marie_LPN, RN
    "Yes, nurse, hand me the whatchamagigger and the doohickey and hold this whatchamicallit, while i get a hold of the thingamabob. Thanks"

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