10 Reasons to Go to Work Naked

  1. "Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked"

    10. No one ever steals your chair.

    9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

    8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

    7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

    6. You want to see if it's like the dream.

    5. To stop those creepy programmer guys from looking down your blouse.

    4. "I'd love to chip in... but I left my wallet in my pants."

    3. Inventive way to finally meet that 'special' person in Human Resources.

    2. Can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

    And...drum roll...

    The Number One reason to go to work naked :
    Your boss will never say, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" ever again.
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  2. 17 Comments

  3. by   karenG
    might get arrested though!! and not altogether sure what the patients would make of it!!!!!!!! :imbar


    Karen
  4. by   Brita01
  5. by   Shamrock
    :chuckle
  6. by   rnnurse2be
    Heeee Heeeee Haaaawwww Haaawww Very Very cute!
  7. by   renerian
    Crap people know where I keep my pens now LOL.

    Cute one,

    renerian
  8. by   ShelleyERgirl


    Loved it! Especially since my boyfriend IS one of those creepy programmer guys! :roll :roll

    Too funny!
  9. by   funnygirl_rn
    :roll
  10. by   gwenith
    !0 Reasons NOT to go to work naked

    10. People find out what all those loose clothes have been hiding all these years

    9. Everyone will know how far a blush can extend on you

    8. You are afraid people will still comment on your hair........ on you head (good grief it is hard to write these and stay PG13)

    7. The words "crack a smile" takes on a whole new meaning

    6. Hot coffee becomes a new and dangerous enemy

    5. What can I say - age related sag - untamed boobs - not a pretty sight

    4.You find out metal chairs have thier own nasty surprise just for you

    3. Everyone finds out where you have been keeping your pens oll these years


    2. You find out it IS like the dream


    And the number one reason



    1. You are afraid someone will tell you to go home and "iron your suit"
  11. by   nowplayingEDRN
    HAhahahahahahahahahahaaaaaarrrr!!!

    Good come back Gwenith.....I loved it...especially the untamed boobs....was that a hidden pun for me???? :chuckle
  12. by   Ted
    :chuckle :roll :chuckle

    Good one!

  13. by   jnette
    You guys are tooooo funny !!!
  14. by   Andy S.

    HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!
    Love it!

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