Aussie-isms - Page 4

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  1. Jan 24, '03 by
    A kanagaroo short in the top paddock - same as the sheep above
  2. Guide
    Jan 24, '03 by
    Unkile our American cousins, we don't "Root" for our team! We'd be labelled a s*#@&*!! for sure if we did!! In Oz we "Barrack" for our team.
    Cheers,
    Grace
  3. Guide
    Jan 24, '03 by
    That should've read.... UNLIKE. LOL
    Butter fingers on the keyboard!! LOL
    Grace
  4. Jan 25, '03 by
    How about "would'nt it tear the fork outta your nightie" in response to sad story.
  5. Jan 25, '03 by
    describing the strength of a wind as being to"blow a dog of its chain"
  6. Jan 25, '03 by
    commentary on flatus volume/amount "a bit more choke and that would've started"
  7. Jan 26, '03 by
    commentary on flatus volume/amount "a bit more choke and that would've started"

    so this is how the bush fires started ???
  8. Jan 26, '03 by
    I have another one!!!
    YONKS - meaning ageeeeeeeeeeeees, a very long time!!
    hehhe
    Rachel @}-->--------
  9. Jan 26, '03 by
    What a funny way this thread has shifted!

    renerian
  10. Jan 26, '03 by
    Found this today

    An Aussie Love Poem

    Of course i love ya darling
    Your a bloody top notch bird
    And when i say your gorgeous
    I mean every single word

    So ya bum is on the big side
    I don't mind a bit of flab
    It means that when i'm ready
    There's somethin there to grab

    So your belly isn't flat no more
    I tell ya, i don't care
    So long as when i cuddle ya
    I can get my arms round there

    No sheila who is your age
    Has nice round perky breasts
    They just gave into gravity
    But i know ya did ya best

    I'm tellin ya the truth now
    I never tell ya lies
    I think it's very sexy
    That you've got dimples on ya thighs

    I swear on me nanna's grave now
    The moment that we met
    I thought u was as good as i
    Was ever gonna get

    No matter wot u look like
    I'll alway's love ya dear
    Now shut up while the footy's on
    And get me another beer
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