2nd Nursing Cartoon caption contest - win $100 - page 4

back by popular demand! our first caption contest was a huge hit, we received hundreds of messages to run another contest, so here it is. good afternoon nurses, your misson, should you choose to accept it, involves coming... Read More

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    psych patient: red bull does give you wings!!

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    sir, i promise i'll be gentle with the de-compaction
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    this is what happens after working 12 hours shift and drinking red bull. you start to believe that you have wings and chase the white hermit up the hill.
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    uhhh..Mr Smith? It's time to go back to your room and finish that Golytley now. And let's put a gown back on you and take off that sheet.
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    AlmightyG: "What the....."
    Steve: "Yea since you couldnt answer my prayers down there , i figured i'd come to you up close and personal . My jobs getting tough"
    AlmightyG: "Yeah, your not the first"
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    And you thought YOUR Administrator was difficult to connect with!!!!
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    so this is where the stork dropped you seventy-five years ago.

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    Caption: Oh, great guru, what is the secret of great time management?
    Answer: You're asking me? Seriously?
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    Student: "Oh Lord! I finally crawled and scratched my way up. I also completed 6 years of nursing school, spent the last 8 years bathing and feeding people, worked overnights weekends and holidays. I just graduated... Can I get a job now so I start learning about being a nurse."
    Lord: Yeah... about that... I forgot to tell you, you don't have any experience or skills yet. Why don't you climb back down and climb back up everyday for the next 8 months and we'll talk about it then.
    Last edit by LemonIndiscretion on Mar 14, '12 : Reason: typos!
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    Home health nurses have a new environment every day!

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