Things you'd LOVE to tell coworkers...and get away with it! - page 49

You know, I just read somewhere that if you roll your eyes as much as you do, they just might stay like that; with the pupil and iris facing the retina. Then you'd have to walk backwards for the rest of your life!

My contribution:

"This night crew is the best and I am very thankful!"
"Can I challenge you to NOT talk about your kids for just one day? Is there anything else in that head of yours?"
" Actually your kid is very average in sports. The elite camp will do nothing but perpetrate the already over-inflated self importance that is the bane of our society."
"Oh I see...it's a systems error even though YOU are the only one that the system doesn't like?...yeah right..."
"Go play in traffic"

Stop fllirting with all of the doctors. there is no chance for you, you are not good at it or good looking and it looks pathetic.

Yes, I know you go have one more pt than everyone else. Someone ALWAYS has one more pt. there are 31 pt and 6 nurses. Do the Math. Yes it stinks. Suck it up buttercup!