Marie_LPN, RN 19,148 Views
Joined Jun 15, '03.
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I guess in the world you live in people don't judge by appearances....
That's just it, ours say "silence". Evidently that's a big word that requires a lot of thought.
(What a shame that button doesn't come on a remote control that'll work on humans .)
Played unit secretary last night (3-11), and despite the night that it was night shift, i was beyond busy. But i did have to take part of my lunch break to write a complaining letter to the NM about ONE nurse who received TWENTY-EIGHT personal (non-emergency-mom-bobby-won't-stop-pulling-my-hair) phone calls and went off on me when i tried to screen them by saying "Is this an emergency?". Her reply "If it's my ***d**n kids, it's ALWAYS an emergency to me *****". Luckily she was overheard saying this, and those two nurses that heard her say this signed their name to my little note.
Kinda hope that fan's on 'high' when the doo-doo hits it.
Doctors that get angry when their pt. is exhausted because the pt. hasn't slept. Well uh when you prescribe their qd Lasix at 2100 and it's 80 mg, yes they're going to wear a path out to the bathroom all night since they have to pee all the time. And that equals no sleep. Jeez
Let's see, a nurse that looks up, sees her pt.'s call light go off, goes back to cutting out coupons, but when i come out of that room after answering the light, she says "oh sorry i didn't see it". Yeah, right, i'd almost buy that but i saw you look up at it three times, then look up the hall to see if i were coming down the hall. (and yes, i realize that there are those that legitimately did not see the light going off).
The whole "who's a real nurse" arguement where the LPN, Diploma, ADN, BSN degrees are concerned. Find something better to get on a high horse about, please.
The "nurses eat their young" phrase. Man, i'm REALLY tired of hearing/reading that one!
"That's not my pt." when the pt. is crying from chest pains and has a HR of 164 bpm.
"I need to get my aide" when someone's pt. is dirty, and the aide is a floor float for 34 other pts. And they have no inention of helping the aide.
Nurses who think that that anyone (housekeepers, aides, LPNs, maintenance people) that is not up to their educational level is beneath their dignity, and treats them that way (thinking of one in particular now who does that).
Students who got into nursing for the sake of finding a doctor to marry.
I'm kinda seeing both sides of the fence right now. The other day, i was SUPPOSED to not bathe 4 of my pts. because the students were supposed to. All the vitals on teh floor were supposed to be gotten by the students. Well out of 30 pts., 12 pts' vitals were done, and those 4 baths that their instructor specifically asked me NOT to do bease the pts. were assigned to students were not done until after noon.
Here's the fun part:
Two students actually said "well it's not like we're ever going to have to bathe patients or do vitals when we're an RN. That's what the aides are for." I tell this to the instructor, and she says "oh i'll talk to them". Yeah we've all heard that song and dance before. Ironically these students had wondered aloud weeks ago why the aides never looked or spoke to them. Can't imagine WHY?!
And like i'd said on another post, when i went up and introduced myself to a nurse (as a student), and her reply was "Great, another ****ing student". If people would start with basic human respect and do what they're supposed to do, you'd never see threads like this.
Golytely=GoOftyn, Goplenty (Directions: Take jug and cup, 12 pack of double roll toilet paper (soft) and stack of magazines to the john, pull pants down, sit on toilet, procede to drinking Goplenty. Stay seated for the rest of the day, clip out favorites from the magazine articles.)
Ativan=the sandman in a bottle
Xanax=Everyone take one
Greer's Goo=Rear's Goo
"code blue" called overhead- there were no pagers.
Longest surgery i've scrubbed on was a multi-level spine fusion where scar tissue was involved.
If i have to pee, i ask for 5 minute relief.
Gum stuck in long blond (bleached) hair. The doctor wrote a recommendation on an order sheet to a cosmetologist.
I hear 'client', i think of Hair Club for Men.
"And i'm not only the club president, but i'm also a client!"
A couple of tips and such to help:
~~~Women need a reason to have sex.......men just need a place.~~~
I guess you don't know very meny good men do you?
What annoys me about that is when we have the one coodinator who sends pts. to our floor, then starts in on another floor. In other words, she fills our floor first, then fills another floor, then moves on to the next on. Instead of "taking turns" with admissions. Then we wind up having to call people in, while other floors have to send 2 or 3 nurses home due to low census! :angryfire
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