What freaks you out?

Oh, man. That is so sad!! Okay, gotta give the folks an 'upper.' One of our nurses had a total vag. hys., and chose to have a spinal for her surgery instead of general. She and the CRNA decided to write 'GOOD MORNING, DR. ----!!' in giant black marker across her inner thighs...I hear the look on the MD's face when they put her up in the stirrups was priceless. Hee hee!! On the PID thing...one of my buds had a similar experience in nursing school when she rotated thru the VD clinic. A chick came in c/o smelly green d/c x3 weeks. The NP stuck the speculum in, asked for a sponge stick, and pulled out a 3 week old TAMPON, which just flopped open like a gutted fish when she laid it on the table. AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!! And who HASN'T worked the GYN floor and had the patient who forgot about her IUD 15 years ago and it was imbedded into her uterus. YUCK! We've seen 2 of those.
Eeeep!!