I've seen the thread rules for the ER, rules for the OB, and the one about wackos in the class and I thought of starting one for students.
Rules for student nurses.
1. If you didn't study, taking extra time on the test won't make the answers fall into your head.
2. Changing schools won't help. No, the teachers aren't mean. See rule 1.
3. Sooner or later, people will get tired of you wanting to copy their homework, especially if they were up half the night finishing it and missed their favorite TV show.