The math doesn't add up - page 10
by noyesno 17,630 Views | 132 Comments
I'm a math person, so it really bothers me when my manager asks us to do an additional task or duty without subtracting a current task or duty. The math doesn't add up. Our current duties take up a full shift. If you add... Read More
- 0Dec 11, '12 by samadams8Quote from woohOur "star cards" have a place for staff member's name, then it says, "Description," of course meaning to describe what that staff member did. We got a handful of cards back, with nurse's name, then a description of the nurse. Things like, "Blonde, short, pudgy" or "Old with grey hair." It was the greatest day in the history of those cards.
That's just so. . . uh. . .considerate of them. . .LOL
- 6Dec 11, '12 by PeepnBiscuitsRNDear Suburban Couple,
Thank you for choosing our hosp-...oh wait, that's right...you didn't choose it, your insurance dictated it... well, anyways, thanks for graicing us with your prescence here in the birth center. We know it wasn't an easy thing, having to come to an inner city hospital with all the dirty people. I remember you telling everyone who would listen- even the dirty people. And as your indispensible, ever-cheerful overnight nurse, I want to say that I just LOVED waking you up so I could press on your belly and look at your hoohah to make sure you were not bleeding all the heck over the place, and to make sure that your baby wasn't choking to death on its own vomit like it was on evenings, and especially to make sure you weren't in agonizing pain from your stat section that I'm SURE was our fault (see, we psychically told your baby to wrap his umblilical cord around his neck a few times and make sure it was good and snug). I also want to heartily thank you for allowing me to help you learn to breastfeed your baby and listen to you whine-er, um, verbalize your opinion that you're sure the baby will wake up on his own to eat if he's hungry. You know, I acutally eagerly took on a night position because it brings me such joy to wake new mothers with wedding rings the size of my front tooth (by the way, I hope you downsized that little sparkler because, well, babies with huge gouges down the side of their face are so unsightly).
I hope this card finds you, your well-put-together husband, your mother and her alarmingly fine clothing and your wedding ring doing well.
Your ever-cheerful RN going on 2 hours of sleep.
P.S. I hope next time I can meet your doula who acted as an expert advocate and educator extrodinare on nuchal cords and decels (I'm sure she was one smart cookie)
- 1Dec 11, '12 by jrwestQuote from Altraomg im going to you- know- where- for this, but that just made me laugh out loud!!"Dear Patient A:
I'm so very glad that we got a chance to know each other after you fell down 6 stairs and broke your femur. I hope that you can recall your excellent stay at Most Awesome Hospital with fondness ... the surgery, the pain, the joy of personal hygiene with immobility. Please visit us again at your earliest convenience.."
"Dear Patient B:
How thoughtful of you to make your hospital stay so memorable for nurses, physicians, ancillary staff, other patients and visitors, and everyone who came within 20 feet of you. Your colorful descriptions of your planned actions if you didn't get pain meds "on time" were so entertaining! And the Oscar-worthy performance when your out-of-town children arrived ... brilliant! We look forward to your repeat performance of Noncompliance: The Trilogy in the near future."
If y'all need more ideas I can keep writing ...
- 0Dec 11, '12 by jrwestQuote from MJB2010I'd LOVE to answer the phone while doing business" I sound like im in a bathroom?? pffffftttttt. Why yes , you are correct! hold a moment while I flush......I REFUSE to answer my phone on the potty, the hucs yell at me all the time about it. But seriouslly, I am lucky if I get to pee 2 times on a shift and those 2 minutes are mine.
- 1Dec 11, '12 by Jenni811A thank you card?? Yea...if i were a patient i'd be a little wierded out.
our hospital literally took away our care plans. As long as we type up our individualized care plans, which night shifts is responsible for, we do not need to chart on them. Managment said this is because if we are doing our charting in their flowsheets then we are charting on the care plans already. Like if their care plan is about skin cares, as long as we chart what we did related to skin on our shift then there is no need to chart on the care plans. We just need to make sure SOMETHING is in there but don't chart on them. If any of that makes sense?
basically managment said there is no point to charting on the care plans because it is double charting and just creates unncessary work for us.
- 1Dec 11, '12 by VICEDRNQuote from 0402The wonderful irony, Nika? I am also "with the dark hair that's in a bob". A cute one too. Just sayin'.Just last night, a pt asked one of the nurses for one of our "star" cards so that she could write one for the nurse "with the dark hair that's in a bob," which is me. I had had the pt the previous 2 nights, and the pt mentioned my name when the charge nurse rounded at the beginning of the shift. However, by the time she asked for the card and wrote on it, the name on the card was "Nika." Nika is not my name, and in fact, only the 'a' is even in my 5 letter, fairly simple, fairly common first name. The charge nurse did clarify that she was actually talking about me. For the rest of the shift, I was referred to as "Nika" by my co-workers. I guess I should be happy that I'm not being disciplined for her not remembering my name. =)
You stealing my thunder now? Ha Ha.
My name is also fairly common though not as common as Amy or Sarah and easy to remember.
- 0Quote from woohWhinier than this?
Spend more than four months as a nurse, then talk to me about "handling the work." You know, once you're not only doing your own work, but keeping your new grad coworkers from killing someone. AND signing stupid cards.
And after you've had some little thing added weekly for more than a few months, tell me how little time it takes all together.
- 3I recently ran in outpatient lab the other day for some quick blood work. I signed in, waited a few minutes, was called back to the registrar who took a couple of minutes to get me in the computer, and from there I was called to a cubicle where the phlebotomist commented on my scars in my antecubital (the result of years of infertility lab draws) and my "crunchy" veins before getting the blood with one stick. It was maybe an 8 minute process. As I was leaving the cubicle, the phlebotomist whipped out a card, pointed out the 3 signatures, "A signed you in, B took your information, and this is me, C. You'll be getting a survey in the mail in a few days, so let us know how we're doing!" You are doing great, but I find it weird as heck that the card followed me through the process like a deranged little 3 X 5 stalker.