If you could invent a pill to fix people, what kind would it be? - page 8

As hubs and I were driving through heavy traffic today, another car appears out of nowhere, weaves back and forth across the lanes, cuts off other drivers, and--after all that trouble-- winds up at... Read More

  1. by   Deaconess
    Needs a smart pill:

    Man thinks downing a bottle of Vodka will make his crushing chest pain go away.

    Its September and young girl has not had her period "since school let out for the summer," and yes she is sexually active. Cheif complaint: nausea, not been feeling well for a while.

    Young woman had a surgical abortion one week ago, has resumed unprotected sexual activity (with the youg man who is hanging ALL OVER HER in front of her mother) and now has severe abdominal pain and PID.

    Disgruntled patient (registered with name, address, etc.) with non-acute complaint decides he is not being seen fast enough and leaves the hospital threatening to come back and "blow it up."

    Twenty-something decides to down a bottle of extra-strength Tylenol to "make her boyfriend sorry that he broke up with her." (I still haven't figured out that one)

    Young woman in designer clothes, gold chains, and a pack of cigarettes in her purse brings her toddler in with "fever". She has not checked a temperature or given Tylenol because she "can not afford them." Does the hospital have any samples?

    Patient with cheif complaint of Shortness of breath who "can't breathe" insists on going outside to have a cigarette between respiratory treatments.
  2. by   abundantjoy07
    A Friendly Pill
  3. by   abundantjoy07
    This is the perfect pill!!!:chuckle

    Quote from flashyrn
    Simple, you take a pill and you get what you give. So if your kind and caring, honest and compassionate youll be feeling great. On the other hand if your selfish, and less than kind you may want to change cause this pill will have you feeling less than pleasant. Of course if feeling poor after the get what you give pill you could always take the lets start over pill. All of these pills are chocolate coated with a peanut center .
  4. by   UM Review RN
    Simple, you take a pill and you get what you give. So if your kind and caring, honest and compassionate youll be feeling great. On the other hand if your selfish, and less than kind you may want to change cause this pill will have you feeling less than pleasant. Of course if feeling poor after the get what you give pill you could always take the lets start over pill. All of these pills are chocolate coated with a peanut center
    I LOVE this one! A [font=Comic Sans MS]What Comes Around, Goes Around pill, and in chocolate too!
  5. by   DutchgirlRN
    Peace of mind, Peace of body, Peace in the world........Peace it sounds like a wonderful pill to me. Thanks for the interesting poll.
  6. by   LPN1974
    I would like a pill invented to fix people's hearts.
    There is too much killing and too much child abuse in this world, and I would also like to add too much animal abuse to the list also.
    So I would like a pill to fix their hearts so people would genuinely love each other and have a love and respect for life forms beneath us humans.
    That would also result in world peace, but people's hearts are so hard today.
    We'll never have peace until we soften our hearts. JMHO

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