good morning madam president/mr. president

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Good day all on june 08,2011 I'll be 39 y/o Lord willing and I was thinking for a present at your job you could be president for the day what changes would make ? 1.lower pt staff ratios 2. Give us a raise 3. Have a company sponsored lottery using the people who get bonus money bonus money for a prize 4.free massages for staff 5. Free health insurance 6. Party over here 7. Make all upper management adon don work our cart using present ratio -nurse ratio make sure they leave on time 8. Get rid of all those ridiculous rules no more staff meetings (they never resolve true floor issues anyway) co sponsored vacations 10. In the words of don trump "you're fired" that s a good bday esp if you have to work on it make your own list and thank you Jesus for another bday .I love you :saint::hpbday:

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it's nice to dream, yes martin?

give yourself a present, and don't think of work today.

have a wonderful birthday.:balloons::biggringi:balloons:

leslie

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Specializes in Geriatrics.

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You got my vote, those are all the things I would ask for! The only thing I would add is (I want to be the President of the USA);

1. Make the Gov't smaller by half

2. Open off shore drilling to US Companies to make us more self reliant

3. Dump the HealthCare Bill

4. Require all people on Welfare to take drug tests in order to recieve a check

5.Close the Border between the US & Mexico and put the National Guard in charge of watching it

6. Give a raise to the Men & Women serving in the Armed Forces

7. Pay Congress & the Senate for what they do not just cause thier are there

8. Dump the current tax laws and put in place a flat tax for everyone

9. No more pensions for Congress or the Senate we don't get them why should they?

10. Pass a law making it impossible to make deals to pass laws

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When I'm elected president... I will institute a 4 day work-week policy.

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Specializes in ER.

lol

Mr. Turd, Mr. President.

Mr. Turd - that's about as bad as Weiner.

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Specializes in Cardiology and ER Nursing.

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Thank you all for viewing and leaving blessings on. Me God BLESS YOU

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Specializes in Emergency, Telemetry, Transplant.
lol

Mr. Turd, Mr. President.

Mr. Turd - that's about as bad as Weiner.

Does that mean he is going to sent out twitter pics of his...well...um...turd (my apolgies for the mental image, but I couldn't resist)

To the OP: Happy Birthday! Here's to many more happy ones!

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you got my vote, those are all the things i would ask for! The only thing i would add is (i want to be the president of the usa);

1. Make the gov't smaller by half

2. Open off shore drilling to us companies to make us more self reliant

3. Dump the healthcare bill

4. Require all people on welfare to take drug tests in order to recieve a check

5.close the border between the us & mexico and put the national guard in charge of watching it

6. Give a raise to the men & women serving in the armed forces

7. Pay congress & the senate for what they do not just close thier are there

8. Dump the current tax laws and put in place a flat tax for everyone

9. No more pensions for congress or the senate we don't get them why should they?

10. Pass a law making it impossible to make deals to pass laws

gentlegiver for prez!! :D

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Happy Birthday OP! Eat that birthday cake like you stole it!

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