I work in the ED and get a kick out of the wording that is sometimes used to summarize a patient's chief complaint/reason for coming in.
Tonight, one of the patients was entered in the computer as "COUGHING SOB". No comma. Stupid but made me laugh.
I also gave a coworker some crap about a patient she entered in the system as having a chief complaint of "suicide". I told her I didn't think we could reverse that.
Have you read any strangely-worded chief complaints? Silly-sounding diagnoses?