Joke..You know you are truly an ER nurse if... - page 3

I found this on . thought this was way to true...:yeah: You are either dating or sleeping with a fireman, a cop, or a doctor. If not you claim to hate them because you have either a. been cheated... Read More

  1. Visit  Christy1019 profile page
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    you know ur an er nurse when theres five of you trying to hold down a highly confused/post ictal/slightly crazy old guy from jumping up and peeing on everyone until you can get the restraints on, then after changing his previously soiled sheets he gets diarrhea all over and starts peeing again while rubbing his butt in a circle to make a nice soup out of it... all the while we are laughing and trying not to get splashed.... thats when you know your an er nurse haha :chuckle
  2. Visit  ali924rn profile page
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    ...you enjoy eating cold Chinese food at 6:30 am after ordering it at 6:30 pm.


    ...you make prank phone calls to the "red" phone and enjoy getting an unsuspecting colleague thinking that a several multi-traumas will be at your door in less than 5 minutes.


    This is a great thread. Keep it going.
    Roy Fokker likes this.
  3. Visit  HyperRNRachel profile page
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    You know you are truly an ER nurse if: You have ever told a patient that Geodon is a pain med that can only be given IM.
    10MG-IV and navynurse06 like this.
  4. Visit  Christy1019 profile page
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    .. if you've ever had to give more than five "coochie cocktails" in one shift haha
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  5. Visit  klcrn1987 profile page
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    You are either dating or sleeping with a fireman, a cop, or a doctor. If not you claim to hate them because you have either a. been cheated on by them b. too old or ugly for anyone to date you c. a male nurse


    I got this one beat----I'm married to a guy that is a firefighter--paramedic AND a cop!!
  6. Visit  bigjim profile page
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    If you've ever pointed to the lable on the normal saline IV bag (NaCl) and told the drugseeking patient "I probably shouldn't give you this, the doctor almost never writes an order for it, but this Nackel works on even the worst migraine/fibromyalgia/soft tissue injury/skinned knee. Please keep this quiet."
    Altra, DebanamRN, jncRN, and 2 others like this.
  7. Visit  Christy1019 profile page
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    Quote from bigjim
    If you've ever pointed to the lable on the normal saline IV bag (NaCl) and told the drugseeking patient "I probably shouldn't give you this, the doctor almost never writes an order for it, but this Nackel works on even the worst migraine/fibromyalgia/soft tissue injury/skinned knee. Please keep this quiet."
    haha i would SO use that but i have "educated crackheads" in my ER lol they come through triage and say "HEY NURSE I NEED 4MG IV PUSH DILAUDID STAT!" lol i don't think i can slip that one past em, but i love it anyways! :chuckle
    Altra and cursenurse like this.
  8. Visit  obliviousRN profile page
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    Quote from bigjim
    If you've ever pointed to the lable on the normal saline IV bag (NaCl) and told the drugseeking patient "I probably shouldn't give you this, the doctor almost never writes an order for it, but this Nackel works on even the worst migraine/fibromyalgia/soft tissue injury/skinned knee. Please keep this quiet."
    I just laughed so hard I snorted. This is the best thing I've heard in ages.
    Altra likes this.
  9. Visit  mmutk profile page
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    One of the better ones I've seen...

    Blee O'Myacin , get a life.
  10. Visit  nC09n34t0 profile page
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    You know you are a real ER Nurse if your only allergy is to

    "bleeomyacin"

    When I take it, I want to tell crude ER jokes!
    mmutk likes this.
  11. Visit  celestialpardon profile page
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    You have a patient that is there for SOB and wants to go outside and smoke.You have a patient that is "allergic" to toradol and "dilauda"..at least 4mg is the only thing that will help.
  12. Visit  VICEDRN profile page
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    Excuse ME, but I am not. I am married to an icu nurse, not a cop, medic or fire fighter. My brother is the medic and fire fighter. I used to be an emt. :-p

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