Joke..You know you are truly an ER nurse if... - page 3

Thought this was way to true...:yeah: You are either dating or sleeping with a fireman, a cop, or a doctor. If not you claim to hate them because you have either a. been cheated on by them b. too... Read More

  1. by   ali924rn
    ...you enjoy eating cold Chinese food at 6:30 am after ordering it at 6:30 pm.


    ...you make prank phone calls to the "red" phone and enjoy getting an unsuspecting colleague thinking that a several multi-traumas will be at your door in less than 5 minutes.


    This is a great thread. Keep it going.
  2. by   HyperRNRachel
    You know you are truly an ER nurse if: You have ever told a patient that Geodon is a pain med that can only be given IM.
  3. by   Christy1019
    .. if you've ever had to give more than five "coochie cocktails" in one shift haha
  4. by   klcrn1987
    You are either dating or sleeping with a fireman, a cop, or a doctor. If not you claim to hate them because you have either a. been cheated on by them b. too old or ugly for anyone to date you c. a male nurse


    I got this one beat----I'm married to a guy that is a firefighter--paramedic AND a cop!!
  5. by   bigjim
    If you've ever pointed to the lable on the normal saline IV bag (NaCl) and told the drugseeking patient "I probably shouldn't give you this, the doctor almost never writes an order for it, but this Nackel works on even the worst migraine/fibromyalgia/soft tissue injury/skinned knee. Please keep this quiet."
  6. by   Christy1019
    Quote from bigjim
    If you've ever pointed to the lable on the normal saline IV bag (NaCl) and told the drugseeking patient "I probably shouldn't give you this, the doctor almost never writes an order for it, but this Nackel works on even the worst migraine/fibromyalgia/soft tissue injury/skinned knee. Please keep this quiet."
    haha i would SO use that but i have "educated crackheads" in my ER lol they come through triage and say "HEY NURSE I NEED 4MG IV PUSH DILAUDID STAT!" lol i don't think i can slip that one past em, but i love it anyways! :chuckle
  7. by   obliviousRN
    Quote from bigjim
    If you've ever pointed to the lable on the normal saline IV bag (NaCl) and told the drugseeking patient "I probably shouldn't give you this, the doctor almost never writes an order for it, but this Nackel works on even the worst migraine/fibromyalgia/soft tissue injury/skinned knee. Please keep this quiet."
    I just laughed so hard I snorted. This is the best thing I've heard in ages.
  8. by   mmutk
    One of the better ones I've seen...

    Blee O'Myacin , get a life.
  9. by   nC09n34t0
    You know you are a real ER Nurse if your only allergy is to

    "bleeomyacin"

    When I take it, I want to tell crude ER jokes!
  10. by   celestialpardon
    You have a patient that is there for SOB and wants to go outside and smoke.You have a patient that is "allergic" to toradol and "dilauda"..at least 4mg is the only thing that will help.
  11. by   VICEDRN
    Excuse ME, but I am not. I am married to an icu nurse, not a cop, medic or fire fighter. My brother is the medic and fire fighter. I used to be an emt. :-p

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