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Participate in our Christmas Caption Contest! Winner gets $100!

Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 2 weeks to achieve your objective.

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Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

After the time period is up, we will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

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UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite - Top 8 Captions - Select winning caption in our Christmas Nursing Caption Contest

"Yah, yah... I know, but this was the only way that I could get into the Pysch Ward to talk to you about the Local Union #236."

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Nurse: I know it's the busiest time of year For you. I empathize with you needing a break. Don't worry Santa won't find out your here it's against HIPPA. Elf: Thanks Nurse your the best!

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"You've been a caring nurse to me, but Santa and I can't grant you a Christmas vacation."

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Specializes in Oncology/Palliative Care.

No peds ward for me! I'm at least 100 years old. Elves have longevity ya' know. I'm just tired out this year and Prancer got a little too rambunctious and stepped on my foot! Got any elf-size crutches?

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Specializes in Med/surg, Telemetry/PCU, Bone & Joint.

You are NOT sticking me again!

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Specializes in Med/surg, Telemetry/PCU, Bone & Joint.

I've told you three times already.....I'm NOT staying!

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Specializes in Med/surg, Telemetry/PCU, Bone & Joint.

I'm NOT going anywhere! You try making toys for 2 billions kids every single year for 126 years with NO break!

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Specializes in Med/surg, Telemetry/PCU, Bone & Joint.

You are NOT discharging me! I work 14 hour days, 365 days a year, knocking out toy after toy after toy! Do you know what it's like to go all day without ever getting to sit down and actually eat a meal, not to mention having to hold my bladder until it's ready to burst!

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Now what nurse? Can't an Elf just get some rest around here!

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I already told them in ER. I'm 5 foot 8 and weigh 190 pounds so what's the problem?

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Specializes in ED.

"Better think twice using an adult catheter."

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" I have shelfs what disease?"

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