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Participate in our Christmas Caption Contest! Winner gets $100!

Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 2 weeks to achieve your objective.

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Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

After the time period is up, we will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

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UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite - Top 8 Captions - Select winning caption in our Christmas Nursing Caption Contest

What ELF do I have to do?

Specializes in ENT, Facial Plastics, Psych, LTC.

Elf- "I tried to tickle the tinsel and got kicked in the north pole. My jingle bells are still ringing. But hey can you blame me? I mean when was the last time you saw a female elf?"

nurse---ok so how many toys did you throw up on and ruin?

elf----about 100--then santa said he was going to stomp me into a cow patty,so now I am here safe and sound

"What do mean that "Santa's North Pole Health Insurance" will not cover my hospital stay?"

"I demand that you get on the roof and speak to the big guy yourself, I am exhaused!"

I absolutely REFUSE to change into one of those hideous hospital gowns! Do you know who I am??

Elf: "Do you really expect me to believe that you are a nurse, just because you are wearing scrubs and have a stethoscope? Show me your license!"

I work 'round the clock year after year

With little thanks & praise

Can you imagine such ingratitude

And the nurse had one humorous gaze

So nurses really do exist...

Specializes in Medical Surgical.

"Since you guys come in here every hour begging for something to do because 'I have the time', I signed you up to make 100,000 toys and ride with Santa. Get cracking!"

How do I feel? Well let's see, Santa's workshop is more like Santa's sweatshop; i'm overworked and underpaid, stressed out, exhausted, and I found out that I have high blood pressure.......how do you think I feel?

Nurse, I'm glad you're here. I need someone to lift me up so that I can reach the toilet.

I AM NOT DIABETIC!!! Candy is an essential part of our diet! Whatever, just give me Acarbose, all the other elves are taking it so they can still eat candy.

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