Nurses Announcements
Published Dec 10, 2012
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IKnowYouRider
68 Posts
"I refuse to change into that silly-looking hospital gown."
EmJeanRN, ASN, RN
725 Posts
Are you kidding me? No, I do not want to go join the other patients at the Holiday party!
Lundazi
17 Posts
Let 's be a team to get you better as Santa is waiting to celebrate Xmas with you
jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B
9 Articles; 4,800 Posts
No, my work note is to say that I am allergic to BOTH reindeer and polyester elf suits. And scotch tape. And non organic wrapping paper....
TopazLover, BSN, RN
1 Article; 728 Posts
What, you only work 3 days a week? OK, so it is night shift. Big deal. Santa has us working 12 hour shifts 6 days a week. The seventh day we get to take the reindeer out for exercise. I get Tuesdays off. Any idea what it is like to motivate reindeer to fly after a long weekend?
SoldierNurse22, BSN, RN
4 Articles; 2,058 Posts
"No, I'm not sick. I said I was sick of Christmas, and here I am! Santa has no sense of humor."
grpman
172 Posts
"If you tell anyone we have big noses and unibrows, I'll have you on HIPAA's naughty list faster than you can say Merry Christmas!"
Primadon22
35 Posts
Are you elfing with me right now?
sharonp30
53 Posts
You complain about your uniform, at least you don't have to wear the hat anymore.
KarmenB
12 Posts
No, I am not hallucinating, Santa Claus IS my boss!
Oh come on! What do you mean there is no cure for Reindeeridous?
g8sushma, ASN, BSN, MSN
149 Posts
no you can not share this bed with me