Win CASH! Christmas Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 18

Participate in our Christmas Caption Contest! Winner gets $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.... Read More

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    [FONT=Arial, sans-serif]If I don't get hot chocolate, YOU don't get vital signs.
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    [FONT=Arial, sans-serif]That's NOT the stethoscope I made for you.
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    [FONT=Arial, sans-serif]They don't tell you that elf shoes cause elf toes.
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    [FONT=Arial, sans-serif]So you just automatically assume that the reindeer droppings are from MY visitors?
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    [FONT=Arial, sans-serif]I TRIED the sugar-free candy canes! I don't LIKE them!
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    [FONT=Arial, sans-serif]I suppose next you're going to tell me that sugar plums AREN'T a food group?
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    [FONT=Arial, sans-serif]No, I will NOT talk to Santa about heart-healthy choices.
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    [FONT=Arial, sans-serif]I'll bet you wish YOUR boss wasn't real.
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    I'm telling you! I'm not leaving til' I get a work note until the 26th!
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    "Sir this is a hospital, not a hotel. The call bell is not for room service."

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