Win CASH! Christmas Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 16

Participate in our Christmas Caption Contest! Winner gets $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.... Read More

  1. Visit  RN_Entrepreneur89} profile page
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    "What do you mean "they don't make a small enough foley catheter"?"
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  3. Visit  jadelpn} profile page
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    You. really. need. to. know. the. last. time. I. POOPED??????
    Questions like that will get you on the naughty list, young lady.
  4. Visit  jadelpn} profile page
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    I am telling you, Barbie set me up!!
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    I know, get it all out now, hahahaha look at the cute little elfie, why aren't you just so darn cute!!
    You pinch my cheeks and you will NOT get the Iphone 5 you want this year. And by the way, my favorite joke starts with "Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy walk into a bar......"
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    I would rather be a dwarf.....Snow White has it going on.
    Picture it, fat man, red suit.....
  7. Visit  jadelpn} profile page
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    No, we will NOT dicuss why you did not get Madonna's "Like a Virgin" cassette when you were 14. Especially when starting my IV.
    Clovery and slw50 like this.
  8. Visit  SweetPEI} profile page
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    "You do know that being sick of Santa is not a real illness right?"
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  9. Visit  nyteshade} profile page
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    HA! You think your management is bad? Santa literally works us to death!
  10. Visit  smilingfaces} profile page
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    Nurse, I want you to give me a sponge bath! I don't want the male CNA to do give me the bath.
  11. Visit  IKnowYouRider} profile page
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    "I refuse to change into that silly-looking hospital gown."
  12. Visit  EmJeanRN} profile page
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    Are you kidding me? No, I do not want to go join the other patients at the Holiday party!
  13. Visit  Lundazi} profile page
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    Let 's be a team to get you better as Santa is waiting to celebrate Xmas with you
  14. Visit  jadelpn} profile page
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    No, my work note is to say that I am allergic to BOTH reindeer and polyester elf suits. And scotch tape. And non organic wrapping paper....


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