Win CASH! Christmas Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 16

Participate in our Christmas Caption Contest! Winner gets $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.... Read More

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    "Grandma got run over by a reindeer again...I'm here for related emotional trauma."
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    "Buddy the Elf won the popular vote...again."
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    "I don't want to see a social worker, a chaplin or get a psych evaluation...I refuse."
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    "Santa always refused to give us growth hormone injections..."
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    I have always suffered with low elf esteem issues but that I can't remember the reimbursable ICD-9 code.
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    If you work your cards right I can get you off the naughty list
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    "Surprised? Yeah, me too! I thought it was Elf on a Shelf, not Elf on a Hospital Bed?!!"- Bad Elf
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    I need all my pills crushed up and given in figgy pudding.
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    Yes, your on the naughty list, don't look so surprised.
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    "I came because I heard you had a shortage of "Christmas Trees" in the Respiratory Therapy Department.

    Now "I'm" on a 72 Hour Psychiatric Hold?"
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