Win CASH! Christmas Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 16

Participate in our Christmas Caption Contest! Winner gets $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.... Read More

  1. by   RN_Entrepreneur89
    "What do you mean "they don't make a small enough foley catheter"?"
  2. by   jadelpn
    You. really. need. to. know. the. last. time. I. POOPED??????
    Questions like that will get you on the naughty list, young lady.
  3. by   jadelpn
    I am telling you, Barbie set me up!!
  4. by   jadelpn
    I know, get it all out now, hahahaha look at the cute little elfie, why aren't you just so darn cute!!
    You pinch my cheeks and you will NOT get the Iphone 5 you want this year. And by the way, my favorite joke starts with "Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy walk into a bar......"
  5. by   jadelpn
    I would rather be a dwarf.....Snow White has it going on.
    Picture it, fat man, red suit.....
  6. by   jadelpn
    No, we will NOT dicuss why you did not get Madonna's "Like a Virgin" cassette when you were 14. Especially when starting my IV.
  7. by   SweetPEI
    "You do know that being sick of Santa is not a real illness right?"
  8. by   nyteshade
    HA! You think your management is bad? Santa literally works us to death!
  9. by   smilingfaces
    Nurse, I want you to give me a sponge bath! I don't want the male CNA to do give me the bath.
  10. by   IKnowYouRider
    "I refuse to change into that silly-looking hospital gown."
  11. by   EmJeanRN
    Are you kidding me? No, I do not want to go join the other patients at the Holiday party!
  12. by   Lundazi
    Let 's be a team to get you better as Santa is waiting to celebrate Xmas with you
  13. by   jadelpn
    No, my work note is to say that I am allergic to BOTH reindeer and polyester elf suits. And scotch tape. And non organic wrapping paper....

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