Win $100! February 2013 Caption Contest

[Joe V]

Participate in our February 2013 Caption Contest! Winner gets $100!

Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

After the time period is up, we will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite - February 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

Congratulations!

and the winner is mjo07 ... the cartoon may be viewed at Can I practice on you? - Cartoon Contest Winner

[IKnowYouRider]

The side effect of 'osseous mandibular hypertrophy' was just too much too much to bear.

[IKnowYouRider]

Pt presents with childlike behavior and jaw-dropping speed.

[knurse16]

I knew I should have taken his vitals BEFORE telling him about the shot!

[knurse16]

Finally! An easy way to motivate my overweight patients to exercise!

[kyliemckay]

The bigger the man, the bigger the baby!

[Mrs. Sunshine Lily]

"But we don't aspirate the syringe anymore!"

[Devon Rex, ADN, BSN]

"I AM YOUR MOTHER !!"

[whichone'spink, BSN, RN]

The bigger the man, the bigger the baby!

Yes, adult males are the biggest whiners I've ever had for patients. I once had an adult male patient who had multiple tattoos who needed nitrous oxide for a simple lac repair. And he was just let out of prison too.

[NurseGLC]

The bigger they are, the harder they fall....

[Hairstylingnurse]

Find yourself another pin cushion!!!!!

[Tinker88]

"Sir, this is not a tainted steroid shot!"

[Tinker88]

"This will just sting a little."