October 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

  1. Attached is an image with a missing caption. Your mission is to provide a caption for it. You may submit as many captions as you wish.



    Caption Contest Rules

    To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

    A Top 8 poll will be available 15 days from today. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

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    UPDATE

    Top 8 captions chosen ... please help us select the winner @ October 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

    Congratulations!

    and the winner is aTOMicTom ... the cartoon may be viewed at Is it covered under Obamacare? - Cartoon Contest Winner
    Last edit by Joe V on Oct 29, '13
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  2. 115 Comments

  3. by   BrandonLPN
    "Well, at least the apical and radial pulses match. They're both zero."
  4. by   Xsited2baNurse
    We've all had this patient: green, febrile, monstrous, scary, and most importantly, shockable Happy Halloween!
  5. by   prnqday
    Preceptor to nursing student : "Um, this is not what I meant when I said some patients turn green when they are sick".
  6. by   tnbutterfly
    Hmmmm......he is a bit green. I think it is something more serious than nausea from participating in the 24-hour monster mash marathon.
  7. by   Flnolegirl
    All I said was we have to draw some blood and he turned green....
  8. by   Lev <3
    Forget about finding a place to stick him, he doesn't even have an apical pulse.
  9. by   dsb_fam
    I believe this is where you say, "it's alive, it's alive, IT'S ALIVE"!
  10. by   TeenyTinyBabyRN
    I knew Dr. Frank didn't have a heart! Now we have proof!
  11. by   liebling5
    This is what happens when you eat at the cafeteria. Be afraid! Be very afraid!
  12. by   lorren2002
    I know I agreed to work the graveyard shift, but this is nuts!!!
  13. by   lorren2002
    I'll check his vital signs. You start the I.V.
  14. by   lorren2002
    He's been eating Soylent Green again!

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