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November 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

  1. November 2013 Caption Contest: Win 0!-nurse-caption-contest-
  2. 6 Above is an image with a missing caption. Your mission is to provide a caption for it. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

    Caption Contest Rules

    To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on

    A Top 8 poll will be available 15 days from today. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

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    Top 8 captions chosen ... please help us select the winner @ November 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

    UPDATE Dec 2, 2013


    and the winner is Sea_of_Roses ... the cartoon may be viewed at According to Google, I'm suffering from...
    Last edit by Joe V on Dec 2, '13
  3. 123 Comments

  4. Visit  JesusKeepMe profile page
    #1 4
    "Hey doc, this creep behind me needs to be admitted to the psych ward for being delusional. He comes in ranting of big words, demanding that I take off my clothes so he can assess me. I've never seen this creep a day in my life. I see you everyday, please tell that creep to beat it." (Guy in blue speaks...)..."Ummm, Mr. Smith, that 'creep' is your primary care physician, I'm your nurse."
  5. Visit  saldridge profile page
    #2 0
    I'm the NP of the psych ward why am I being admitted?
  6. Visit  sMoLsNurse profile page
    #3 1
    "This guy behind me is looking to cut it off.. He's thinning out a bit up top".
    "No, sir. I said it's time for the cup and cough."
  7. Visit  DedHedRN profile page
    #4 0
    And then the nurse said "Dr. If you want to prescribe that pt THAT, you better just come down here and administer it YOURSELF!" So, of course I changed the order. But really....the NERVE of that Lady! Er...after I looked it up...she was right......
  8. Visit  DedHedRN profile page
    #5 0
    "I'm not only a pt, but I'm also a doctor, so if he prescribes something I don't like... I'm giving my own better just get used to it. So start my IV stat, and be prepared to be confused!"
  9. Visit  Lev <3 profile page
    #6 4
    What's the doc doing at the tattoo parlor?
  10. Visit  DedHedRN profile page
    #7 1
    "Nurse, you will never believe what that dope of a Dr. said to me before he went to see that next pt"
  11. Visit  Dragan profile page
    #8 7
    'I think he just farted...'
  12. Visit  Dragan profile page
    #9 2
    'I wanna haircut JUST LIKE THAT, got it?'
  13. Visit  Flare profile page
    #10 3
    ...and we'd like our matching tattoos to say Dr. Hughes and John, BFFs
  14. Visit  jglover4168 profile page
    #11 1
    My friend here's not happy with his tattoo..he said M.D. not MARTY!!!
  15. Visit  JesusKeepMe profile page
    #12 2
    "Hey nurse, you asked if I was married, well, meet my wife. She usually doesn't look this bad. I'm not sure when she started going bald. She sure has changed these past few days, but that's my old lady. Com'er honey and give your old man a kiss."

    ...just another day in the life of a psych nurse.