Nurses Announcements
Published Nov 5, 2013
Joe V
8 Articles; 2,497 Posts
Above is an image with a missing caption. Your mission is to provide a caption for it. You may submit as many captions as you wish.
Caption Contest Rules
To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.
A Top 8 poll will be available 15 days from today. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.
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UPDATE
Top 8 captions chosen ... please help us select the winner @ November 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption
UPDATE Dec 2, 2013
Congratulations!
and the winner is Sea_of_Roses ... the cartoon may be viewed at According to Google, I'm suffering from...
JesusKeepMe
75 Posts
"Hey doc, this creep behind me needs to be admitted to the psych ward for being delusional. He comes in ranting of big words, demanding that I take off my clothes so he can assess me. I've never seen this creep a day in my life. I see you everyday, please tell that creep to beat it." (Guy in blue speaks...)..."Ummm, Mr. Smith, that 'creep' is your primary care physician, I'm your nurse."
Flnolegirl
733 Posts
I'm the NP of the psych ward why am I being admitted?
sMoLsNurse
192 Posts
"This guy behind me is looking to cut it off.. He's thinning out a bit up top".
"No, sir. I said it's time for the cup and cough."
DedHedRN
344 Posts
And then the nurse said "Dr. If you want to prescribe that pt THAT, you better just come down here and administer it YOURSELF!" So, of course I changed the order. But really....the NERVE of that Lady! Er...after I looked it up...she was right......
"I'm not only a pt, but I'm also a doctor, so if he prescribes something I don't like... I'm giving my own orders...you better just get used to it. So start my IV stat, and be prepared to be confused!"
Lev, MSN, RN, NP
4 Articles; 2,805 Posts
What's the doc doing at the tattoo parlor?
"Nurse, you will never believe what that dope of a Dr. said to me before he went to see that next pt"
Dragan
23 Posts
'I think he just farted...'
'I wanna haircut JUST LIKE THAT, got it?'
Flare, ASN, BSN
4,431 Posts
...and we'd like our matching tattoos to say Dr. Hughes and John, BFFs
jglover4168
56 Posts
My friend here's not happy with his tattoo..he said M.D. not MARTY!!!