February 2018 Caption Contest - Win $100!

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  2. You Can Win $100!

    The last contest was a little hard (just a little). This one should be super easy. Let your imagination go crazy. (Please stay within our Terms of Service.)

    All you have to do is produce a winning caption to the attached cartoon. You may propose as many captions as you wish.

    Caption Contest Rules

    To qualify for the $100 prize, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. We will select the Top 8 captions where you (the community) will choose a winner.

    Everyone is allowed to participate! Share on Facebook and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!
  3. 84 Comments

  4. by   Daisy4RN
    Next year I not gonna get the flu shot so I have a good excuse to wear a mask in that patient's room!
  5. by   Daisy4RN
    I told Joe not to eat the food from that patients crazy family!
  6. by   Daisy4RN
    See Dick sniff, see Jane sniff, no doubt about it, its C-diff!
  7. by   rldubz
    That moment when you realize that this year's flu season has been so severe that your facility has run out of masks...
  8. by   rldubz
    "Doctor, if we don't make it out of there, I just want you to know that it's been my honor and privilege to serve alongside you."
  9. by   rldubz
    That moment you realize your psych patient somehow managed to paint the clear glass door brown...
  10. by   Tencat12
    Meanwhile, in the hospital cafeteria...
  11. by   compassionresearcher
    Last one to grab their nose cleans out the lounge refrigerator!!
  12. by   NurseLopez23
    "Feces and chicken broth"
  13. by   Elfriede
    "Ethical standard to pheromoneprophylaxis"
    Last edit by Elfriede on Feb 7
  14. by   FSZ Student Nurse
    Well Nurse, I don't know about "See Diff", but I sure "Smell Diff"!
  15. by   FSZ Student Nurse
    "Uh, no ma'am. That's bit more than a 'slightly deviated septum'".