December 2015 Top 8 Captions - You pick the $100 winner!

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  2. Excellent work everyone! There were a few - ahem - PG-13/R rating.

    We picked our Top 8 and now it's your turn to select the winner! You may chose more than one caption.

    All captions can be found in our December 2015 Caption Contest. Win $100!

    Thank you!

    UPDATE (December 28)

    Congratulations to KThurmond

    Here's the finished product... Santa's Elves just doing their job
    Last edit by Joe V on Jan 8, '16
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  3. Poll: Select the best caption for the cartoon above...

    • Time for your Flu vaccine!

      6.18% 11
    • Let's get this party started.

      3.93% 7
    • Santa said you've been naughty this year.

      42.13% 75
    • It's a 44 gauge, 14 inch needle, why do you ask?

      7.30% 13
    • This is what happens when you play reindeer games.

      21.35% 38
    • Hi I'm your student nurse, the Dr. said you wouldn't mind if I got a little practice in!

      12.36% 22
    • Think carefully before you answer.....You did NOT see me kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe last night......RIGHT?!

      9.55% 17
    • For Christmas this year I'm going to need 6 weeks paid vacation, 2 hour lunch breaks, and helicopter transport to work. I'm sure we can come to an agreement, can't we?

      11.24% 20
    178 Votes / Multiple Choice
  4. 10 Comments

  5. by   Dogen
    A 44 gauge needle would be incredibly tiny, since gauge and diameter are inversely related. A 34 gauge needle has an outer diameter of 0.1842mm. Compare that to a 7 gauge which is 4.572mm.
  6. by   Farawyn
    Quote from Dogen
    A 44 gauge needle would be incredibly tiny, since gauge and diameter are inversely related. A 34 gauge needle has an outer diameter of 0.1842mm. Compare that to a 7 gauge which is 4.572mm.

    That looks like a 3 gauge.
    I gave my vote to reindeer games. Twisted.
  7. by   Elfriede
    .... the right side of the syringe ?!? ...
  8. by   KThurmond
    Does anybody know how the winner gets the $100?
  9. by   WKShadowRN
    I've enjoyed seeing everyone's clever responses. Thank you for the votes—I never expected to be in the top 8. This has been fun. I look forward to the next one.
  10. by   Farawyn
    Quote from WKShadowRN
    I've enjoyed seeing everyone's clever responses. Thank you for the votes—I never expected to be in the top 8. This has been fun. I look forward to the next one.
    Wait, is it done?
  11. by   KThurmond
    Quote from Farawyn
    Wait, is it done?
    No. Voting is still open.
  12. by   Joe V
    Congratulations to KThurmond

    Here's the finished product... Santa's Elves just doing their job
  13. by   sirI
    CONGRATULATIONS, KThurmond!!!
  14. by   Lev <3
    Quote from KThurmond
    Does anybody know how the winner gets the $100?
    I won $ once for one of my articles. They sent the $ to my Paypal account.

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