April 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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Participate in our April 2013 Caption Contest and win $100!

Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

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Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

After the time period is up, we will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite. Poll will be available early next week.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite - April 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

I think he's had a prostate exam before.

Specializes in Nephrology.

He swallowed his nitroglycerin again. That's why!

Specializes in cardiac-telemetry, hospice, ICU.

"He just got his bill"

Specializes in Legal, Ortho, Rehab.

Ok student, tell me what Mr. Smith here appears to be suffering from...

Specializes in Peds, Med-Surg, Disaster Nsg, Parish Nsg.

He's been doing this ever since his CPA told him what he owes the IRS. It's called acute "taxitis".

I just finished explaining what a soap suds enema is.

As you can tell, the catheter insertion was not ideal...

And when his wife came home from her girl's weekend, the children told her that the patient had been in this condition for at least 24 hours....

So the old wife's tale is right, sometimes your face DOES stay that way.

So the patient came in with a chief complaint of a Viagra reaction. He is still in shock. His wife is a patient in the next room....

yes i told him he needs a enema ........

i told him we need to prep his genital area for surgery.......................

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