9th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 9

New Caption Contest - All you have to do is create a winning caption. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your objective. Follow the easy rules below. ... Read More

  1. by   Susie2310
    Do you think it's nurse burnout?
  2. by   aauin
    "Well Mary, I think this puts [Resuscitate] on a whole new level."
  3. by   nurseneal1008
    "Well, she told me yesterday it was Dr. Smith, but today it is Dr. Jones and she has been hitting that bag for a couple hours!"
  4. by   MiteMsispe
    She's thinking of that nit-picking night nurse Helga.
  5. by   MiteMsispe
    She just learned that her assignment today consist of 3 pain seekers, 2 continuous bladder irrigation patients, and 1 total care who goes to the bathroom every 20 minutes.
  6. by   Skaur2017
    well !! we thought this is for suicidal patient . never know nurses are that stressed too
  7. by   eatmysoxRN
    "I told her not to use that Sharpie on every patient's medicine baggie"
  8. by   eatmysoxRN
    I think she may have misinterpreted what we meant by "blood return" in that IV start class.
  9. by   eatmysoxRN
    I wonder if she knows the five rights are about administering medications and not about right hooks?
  10. by   Jeshica1991
    "Miranda, your student nurse is here to apologize for spilling the patients bed pan on your cellphone. So, you will you please stop beating the bag senseless and face her for her apology."

    (Man leans over to student and whispers) "She's just having a bad day, don't feel too bad about it. Oh, and just to be safe, keep an arms length distance."
  11. by   eatmysoxRN
    Maybe we should tell her we were joking when we said we hid the coffee in there.
  12. by   eatmysoxRN
    This is management's replacement for the CPR dummies they said were too expensive. On a positive note, I think she's got those compressions down now.
  13. by   eatmysoxRN
    And those new grads were complaining about nurses EATING their young...

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