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9th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 9

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  1. Visit  Susie2310 profile page
    Do you think it's nurse burnout?
  2. Visit  aauin profile page
    "Well Mary, I think this puts [Resuscitate] on a whole new level."
  3. Visit  nurseneal1008 profile page
    "Well, she told me yesterday it was Dr. Smith, but today it is Dr. Jones and she has been hitting that bag for a couple hours!"
  4. Visit  MiteMsispe profile page
    She's thinking of that nit-picking night nurse Helga.
  5. Visit  MiteMsispe profile page
    She just learned that her assignment today consist of 3 pain seekers, 2 continuous bladder irrigation patients, and 1 total care who goes to the bathroom every 20 minutes.
  6. Visit  Smara lucky profile page
    well !! we thought this is for suicidal patient . never know nurses are that stressed too
  7. Visit  eatmysoxRN profile page
    "I told her not to use that Sharpie on every patient's medicine baggie"
  8. Visit  eatmysoxRN profile page
    I think she may have misinterpreted what we meant by "blood return" in that IV start class.
  9. Visit  eatmysoxRN profile page
    I wonder if she knows the five rights are about administering medications and not about right hooks?
  10. Visit  Jeshica1991 profile page
    "Miranda, your student nurse is here to apologize for spilling the patients bed pan on your cellphone. So, you will you please stop beating the bag senseless and face her for her apology."

    (Man leans over to student and whispers) "She's just having a bad day, don't feel too bad about it. Oh, and just to be safe, keep an arms length distance."
  11. Visit  eatmysoxRN profile page
    Maybe we should tell her we were joking when we said we hid the coffee in there.
  12. Visit  eatmysoxRN profile page
    This is management's replacement for the CPR dummies they said were too expensive. On a positive note, I think she's got those compressions down now.
  13. Visit  eatmysoxRN profile page
    And those new grads were complaining about nurses EATING their young...