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4th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 5

This will be our 4th Caption Contest. Similar to prior Caption Contests the winner will get $100. Good afternoon nurses your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a... Read More

  1. Visit  erynsnurse profile page
    #52 0
    Its a good thing we're OUTside the hospital, mister, coz they wont tolerate violence IN the workplace. lol
  2. Visit  erynsnurse profile page
    #53 0
    Go ahead, call the Ethics line! They wont put up with retaliation!
  3. Visit  Mandychelle79 profile page
    #54 0
    She always says "Some People Just need punched in the face"
  4. Visit  LovedRN profile page
    #55 0
    "I was just kinda said that nurses are doctors' helpers/assistants."
  5. Visit  nursegirl75 profile page
    #56 3
    "I can't believe she knocked me out with one punch. She MUST be a nurse."
  6. Visit  Kendel.G profile page
    #57 0
    No! Nursing is not an entry level job!
  7. Visit  Murse520 profile page
    #58 2
    "Never assume an ICU nurses age.........real age + (5 yrs x each year your working in the ICU) = appearance"

    "I was only trying to help her get rid of her contaminated scrubs"

    "I was just trying to help her cross the street, how should I have known that she works in the ICU and is 24"

    "Keep the physical examinations for nurses, not pedestrians"

    "Don't ask a nurse for directions when shes on her way to her 10min coffee break"
    Last edit by Murse520 on Apr 30, '12
  8. Visit  Murse520 profile page
    #59 2
    "I thought she wanted to be scheduled on Christmas"
  9. Visit  BostonTerrierLoverRN profile page
    #60 1
    "Boy they are really cracking down on billing and collection strategies in this rough economy!"
  10. Visit  DamailaRN profile page
    "Lady, I didn't invent the call light, I just manufacture them!"
  11. Visit  rbekt2010 profile page
    #62 1
    I didn't mean that YOU were too old to be a nursing student.
    Last edit by tnbutterfly on Apr 30, '12
  12. Visit  rbekt2010 profile page
    #63 0
    I didn't mean that YOU were too old to be a nursing student.
  13. Visit  Flare profile page
    #64 0
    Yeah, she was my nurse when I came down with that case of "Itchy call bell finger"... didn't think she'd remember that

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