4th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 4

This will be our 4th Caption Contest. Similar to prior Caption Contests the winner will get $100. Good afternoon nurses your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a... Read More

  1. by   erincking
    "Don't walk away, I'm having a seizure."
  2. by   ExtraShotNoWhip
    so I was standing on the corner minding my own business and some guy hit me....
    Last edit by tnbutterfly on Apr 29, '12
  3. by   Sadunlap
    "OK ... you are right... nothing wrong with your hand - eye coordination... !"
  4. by   flashpoint
    "I didn't mean to call you DOCTOR...really, I didn't!"
  5. by   Thujone
    Just a nurse, huh?
  6. by   ahudgens
    Just because I answered your call light all night long, does not make me your call girl...
  7. by   Camwill
    I guess she hasn't received her acceptance letter yet, I better stop bragging about mine.
    Last edit by Camwill on Apr 29, '12 : Reason: spelling
  8. by   orthonurse55
    I should never have told a night nurse that "all she ever does is sleep!"
  9. by   NotReady4PrimeTime
    "What did I say? I just called her an Angel of Mercy, not a Naughty Nurse!"
  10. by   Luvsexytrstno1
    Hey I'm just a big Marvin Gaye fan. "Sexual Healing" is my favorite song, I sing it all the time.
  11. by   tnbutterfly
    When I said you looked like a dog nurse I only meant your scrubs reminded me of my dog's vet tech. I didn't mean you look like a dog.
  12. by   Luvsexytrstno1
    Seriously I only wanted to show you a strange mole!
  13. by   BostonTerrierLoverRN
    In prevention of "work place violence," more and more nurses on turning to the "on-the-street" approach.

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