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1. Eating popcorn ot of a emesis basin or clean bedpan is perfectly normal 2. You baste your Thanksgiving Turkey with a Toomey syringe 3. You avoid unhealthy looking shoppers in the mall for fear that they will drop near you and you'll have to perform CPR on your day off 4. To be right is only half the battle, to convince the physician is more difficult 5. You have the same bladder capacity as a Winnebago gas tank 6. You get excited when you get old antique medical device's as gifts :chuckle
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1. You tell your family members not to do anything stupid on your days off.
2. You yell at "ER" the same way your husband yells at football.
3. Your kids know more about bodily fluids than they do about X-box games.
4. You never leave the house without a map, stethoscope, and coffee.
5. You have more uniforms, scrubs, etc. than you do street clothes.
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1. Your child must throw up their liver before they can stay home from school.
2. Your child refers to their "funny bone" as the humerus.(at age 5)
3. You come home from work, (4 hours late) and you are told to go see the neighbor about some abdominal pain.
4. Your child knows not to cry when they hear "No blood, no bone, no problem"
5. You speed up when you see an accident, because all you really want is to get home, and no one to see you're wearing scrubs.
6. You tell your child to let the squad start their IV, because you know those women on 3rd in that ER.
7. When you show up to ER, and try to pretend that you are NOT a nurse (yet they figure it out anyway).
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Siouxz2
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LOL!! I'm only a student and have nothing to add, but these are great.