(And I could say the same thing about something practically every day at work, but especially those every-once-in-a-while really funny/crazy/weird things - but couldn't we all?).
One of my residents thought his member had shrunk and that it was due to his pull-ups. After confirming that he could urinate fine, had no pain, numbness, redness, swelling ... I assured him repeatedly that he was OK and that the pull-ups had nothing to do with it. He kept telling ME repeatedly that he wasn't going to wear them any more, and that he needed boxers! Boxers!
So I texted a co-worker telling her that pull-ups have been recalled due to the possible side effect of "hypomember".
Yesterday my client was telling me about a caregiver that she can't stand (she thinks this caregiver is too bossy). She said, "Whenever I know she's coming, I have to gird my loins! Gird my loins...I think that's somewhere in the Bible. But what are my loins? And why are we girding​ them??"
Yesterday my client was telling me about a caregiver that she can't stand (she thinks this caregiver is too bossy). She said, "Whenever I know she's coming, I have to gird my loins! Gird my loins...I think that's somewhere in the Bible. But what are my loins? And why are we girding​ them??"
Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
Yesterday my client was telling me about a caregiver that she can't stand (she thinks this caregiver is too bossy). She said, "Whenever I know she's coming, I have to gird my loins! Gird my loins...I think that's somewhere in the Bible. But what are my loins? And why are we girding​ them??"
Davey Do
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Dang! Now I have to follow my own best act!
That shrinks my member more than my pull-ups ever did!