Published Sep 14, 2013
Adele_Michal7, ASN, RN
893 Posts
Thought this could be a fun topic. Ready, set, GO!
meanmaryjean, DNP, RN
7,899 Posts
Your patient kisses you good-bye at the end of each and every shift!
✔You know all the current Disney shows and have their theme songs memorized
✔ You've seen more carpet stains than you care to count
✔ You can suction and give mess through a GT in the dark, but prefer not to.
✔ You've read every book to come out in your preferred genre within the last decade or so and still run out of reading material... So you've moved on to crosswords
✔ You knit.
✔ You've ever settled a sibling dispute over a decapitated Barbie doll.
✔ You know when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em... The laundry, that is.
✔ You've seen and witnessed some of the most unusual, strange, head-scratching, and baffling behavior...all while wearing Mickey Mouse scrubs.
✔ You can calm a mom down in five seconds flat but can tell off an agency scheduler in two.
✔You know all the current Disney shows and have their theme songs memorized✔ You've seen more carpet stains than you care to count✔ You can suction and give mess through a GT in the dark, but prefer not to.✔ You've read every book to come out in your preferred genre within the last decade or so and still run out of reading material... So you've moved on to crosswords ✔ You knit.✔ You've ever settled a sibling dispute over a decapitated Barbie doll.✔ You know when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em... The laundry, that is.✔ You've seen and witnessed some of the most unusual, strange, head-scratching, and baffling behavior...all while wearing Mickey Mouse scrubs.✔ You can calm a mom down in five seconds flat but can tell off an agency scheduler in two.
You are painfully aware that Barbie's and Ken's heads are interchangeable once said decapitation is accomplished- making for some VERY interesting story lines!
Nice one. ::rofl:: And I live in the Bay Area, so very apropos.
Awwww. Or you kiss them. Either way; great one.
OrganizedChaos, LVN
1 Article; 6,883 Posts
- You have to bring your own toilet paper to work! Hahaha!
::shudders:: I've never had to do this-thank God.
What do the families say? Is it covered in the meet and greet over coffee?
"Nice to meet you, Nurse Adele. By the way, we're a "bring your own toilet paper household."
LadyFree28, BSN, LPN, RN
8,429 Posts
Don't forget paper towels, hand sanitizer as well!
::shudders:: I've never had to do this-thank God.What do the families say? Is it covered in the meet and greet over coffee?"Nice to meet you, Nurse Adele. By the way, we're a "bring your own toilet paper household."
Haha. No, the last case I worked on it was more of a surprise. Haha. They would run out then I didn't know what to do so I used my patient's wipes. Haha! I left shortly after for other reasons.
eeffoc_emmig
305 Posts
Your patient's laundry and housekeeping is more up to date than your own. Ha ha - couldn't resist after reading all the threads regarding laundry.
NICE.