Win $100! February 2013 Caption Contest

[Joe V]

Participate in our February 2013 Caption Contest! Winner gets $100!

Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

After the time period is up, we will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite - February 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

Congratulations!

and the winner is mjo07 ... the cartoon may be viewed at Can I practice on you? - Cartoon Contest Winner

[mariebailey, MSN, RN]

Sir, you cannot believe everything Jenny McCarthy tells you.

[ADN2B]

Talk about multitasking...now I won't have to go to the gym.

[tnbutterfly - Mary, BSN]

I think we've almost waited too late for the anti-growth hormone injections!

[jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B]

Your Mommy doesn't live here any more.

[jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B]

Do you do this at the tattoo parlor too?

[jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B]

What to do with a drunken sailor.....

Hope it was worth the 50 bucks, man

[jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B]

Annnnnd he's off.....

Code Grey, we have a Code Grey.....

[Skips, MSN, RN]

It won't hurt, they said. It will be fun, they said.......

[mariebailey, MSN, RN]

Nurse: Your medicine is called Rocephin; remember how this feels the next time you feel inclined to have unprotected sex!

[jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B]

Wait! This is a relay race! Catchy nurse themed batons! Grab it....GRAB it....

[Bubbly26, BSN, RN]

"Time for the daily cardio"

[mjo07]

Mommy is next!