What's the weirdest baby name?

Specialties Ob/Gyn Nursing Q/A

Hi, I was wondering about some of those weird names that you've probably encountered in L&D and PP. I remember when I had my maternity rotation a couple of weeks ago, one of the nurses said she remembers a patient that named her child Placenta. I couldn't believe it that some child has to live his life named after disgusting afterbirth!

lol:rotfl: . Wow Chaos, hope they change their name when he/she gets older. Some of these names are too funny.

Ima Drown.

poor thing.

Specializes in home & public health, med-surg, hospice.

There used to be a politician in this region named Dick Swift. I always thought that was funny...:rotfl:

Specializes in Public Health, DEI.

The newspaper today had a celebrity year in review story. It mentioned that Nicolas Cage and his wife named their son Kal-El, from the Superman story and Penn Jillette and his wife named their daughter Moxie CrimeFighter. Sometimes it seems that they're all in a contest to outdo each other, doesn't it?

There used to be a politician in this region named Dick Swift. I always thought that was funny...:rotfl:

We had a congressman named Dick Swett!

I have a couple:

How about the names: Charmin Butts and Crystal Bell? For real. I also met someone who had named their kid ABCDE (pronounced Absidy).

Specializes in 5 yrs OR, ASU Pre-Op 2 yr. ER.
We had a congressman named Dick Swett!

What about the poor NASCAR dude, Dick Trickle? lol Everytime i hear his name, start laughing.

aww...

call me crazy but Ash-O-lay... lol i like the sound of that.. i would NEVER do it to my baby but it sounds nice :p

the Greek names... im sorry i forgot who posted it but they are GORGEOUS i really hope i marry somebody from Greece or Italy or something the names are beautiful

also i go to school and live in a very middle-eastern neighborhood... when i first started school it was my first time in that area so i wasnt really used to Arabic names, culture etc. In my first class we had (and im not exaggerating) 3 Mohammed Alis and 2 Ali Mohammeds, not strange at all given the area but when the instructor read the class list i wasnt thinking and busted out laughing. it just got sooo... quiet and everyone looked at me like the dumb hick i am :imbar oh well... ya live and ya learn :rotfl:

Here's a few of the many Obvious, Knowledge, Female (pronounced fa-mal- e)(she said the nurses named her),Ya Jealous, one bright one wanted to name her baby Clamydia she thought it was a pretty name she was talked out of it!!!!!!!!!! Thank God.

I feel sorry for these kids what are these people thinking?

Here is my favorite, the patient named her new baby female. Pronouced Fe-malie. She thought the hosptial named her baby because her name band said female.

I love it, and they say we need licenses to get dogs. Procreate you stupid people...

Had a mom name her little girl "Meconium" ~ even after it was explained what meconium was!!

Specializes in CCRN, ICU, ER, MS, WCC, PICC RN.

Dear God, this is really really sad, but my name is Aura. In high school when my full name was Aura Fox, it turned into "oral sex." My sisters' names are Omega, Terra and Nova. Then there's my brother Dar. I have met one other person with my name. EVER. But, the weirdest baby name I have ever heard of was Crystal Shanda Lear. At least I wasn't that bad off....:smokin:

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