What's the funniest most unusual baby name?

Nurses Humor Nursing Q/A

As many of you know by now, Kim Kardashian had her baby. As if you couldn't miss all the annoying coverage over every single detail. They named that poor kid North West. What are some of the funniest/weirdest/most unusual baby names you have seen? Could be a patient or someone you know in your personal life. And if you are someone with one of those odd names did you just learn to live with it or would you change it.

Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.

Violet Meadows

Specializes in OR 35 years; crosstrained ER/ICU/PACU.

OMG, when I was stationed @ Darnell Hospital, Fort Hood, TX, we delivered a baby born to a GI & his Mexican wife. She knew little English, but had seen the word "lady parts" on a poster in L & D. So she wanted her daughter named "lady parts" - pronounced Va-jeen-a. Picture trying to tell her why this was a bad idea!!

Specializes in Ortho/Neuro (2yrs); Mom/Baby (6yrs); LDRPN (4+yr).

Reason La'Suffer :cautious:

She wanted to name the baby Suffer, because she had suffered through the pregnancy, but the nurses convinced her to at least move it to the middle name.

Happy, Slaughter, Lyric, and Riot. Names of adults I have met

Specializes in ED, School Nurse.

When my mom was a child, the local librarian was named Ophelia Thang. Not sure if that was her married name or not.

Specializes in ortho, hospice volunteer, psych,.

Little Raya Sunshine

Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.

I posted on another thread that last night on Wheel of Fortune there was a full-grown adult woman whose name-tag identified her as "SPROUT".

And I believe not too long ago I posted here about the woman on Family Feud, whose mother had named her "MALAISE'.

Also have known several Mara's; they did not know, and I didn't tell them, but Mara means "sorrow".

Real names of patients I have encountered:

Casual (male)

Courvoisier (female-- named after a brand of cognac)

Italy (female)

And: in one day at the clinic, we had Tequila, Takila, and Takeela. (Not related.)

Specializes in Neuroscience.

At the hospital I did my L&D rotation at, there was a big wall with the names and hand/foot prints of babies born there. One that stuck out to me was Beowulf.

Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.
At the hospital I did my L&D rotation at, there was a big wall with the names and hand/foot prints of babies born there. One that stuck out to me was Beowulf.

Parents must've been English majors in college.:)

I've seen the name The-ia, pronounced Tha DASH ia. What are parents thinking?

I thought the same thing.

Wonder what some of those kids' future business cards will look like?!?!?

Oh yeah! Let's take them seriously!

Unfortunately parents don't realize what they are doing

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