I'm feeling a bit down today so thought I'd look for some humor. So what is the funniest thing a doctor has said to you?
I had a patient with bradycardia and low BP, and I paged the team, intern called back and I said the patient's hr was 48 and irregular when I listened apically. She said "I don't know what that means but I'll come over to assess." When she came to the floor she hunted me down and said "I looked it up and I can't find it. What does apically mean?" I told her it meant I listened to his heart with my stethoscope" She was like, "oh you mean apical"
(apically is a word isnt it?,lol)