Understanding men!!!???

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Once again I apologize guys....:p

Understanding Men!

Here we go...

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice, heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but nice, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but nice, with money,

think we are only after their money. :)

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice, and heterosexual,

don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful

(who are heterosexual, somewhat nice, and have money), are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice,

have some money, and are heterosexual,

are shy & NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!

11. The men who never make the first move,

automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW...WHO IN THE HECK UNDERSTANDS MEN?

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes,

and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark

until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.!

:roll

Ain't that the truth. If you are lucky enough to find someone that meets those criteria....handcuff him to your bed until he agrees to marry you...:D

Kristy

LOL! :)

AMEN SISTER!!!!

I got lucky. I found the one that's handsome, very nice, and although not college educated, is self educated with enough money to never have to work again. Not married, no baggage and 46 years old, same as me. It was an accidental meeting as I had given up on men. He is out there for you. Mine on top of it all is a great house hubby.

:rotfl: Good one!

Specializes in Critical Care.

BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

"NOW...WHO IN THE HECK UNDERSTANDS MEN?

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes,

and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark

until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.!"

This is probably one of the most shameful things I think I've ever read. As a man, it's honestly hard to not be offended by that kind of male-bashing. If you have that kind of mindset toward us, don't be surprised if we don't let you in far enough TO understand us. If we're going to be made fun of, what's the point?

To try to give the benefit of the doubt, I'm sure a lot of it is done in fun and with no harm intended (maybe), but after the 10,000th post...honestly, it gets a little old.

You may have been joking with the above quote in your post, but turn it around - if a man had posted that about women, what would have been your reaction?

Sorry if I spoil the fun, but honestly, ladies, from my personal perspective as a man, it gets old after a while.

Whatever !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmm, thanks for the thoughtful response...

Originally posted by Tilleycs

This is probably one of the most shameful things I think I've ever read. As a man, it's honestly hard to not be offended by that kind of male-bashing.

Sorry if I spoil the fun, but honestly, ladies, from my personal perspective as a man, it gets old after a while.

Yes, and I'm truly offended by blonde jokes.

:rolleyes:

Lighten-up tillycs! If you read the forum title it says "humor".

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