Two Doctors

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    Specializes in RETIRED Cath Lab/Cardiology/Radiology.

(I've seen this before but thought it would do to pass it on again. -- D)

Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading:

Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology.

The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it

to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." No go.

Next they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics." Thumbs down again.

Then came, "Manic-depressives and Anal-Retentives" Still no good.

How about "Minds and Behinds". Unacceptable again.

So they tried "Lost Souls and Ass Holes". Still no go.

"Analysis and Anal Cysts"

"Nuts and Butts"

"Freaks and Cheeks"

"Loons and Moons" --- none worked.

At their wits end, the doctors finally came up with a title they thought

might be acceptable to the council:

"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends" ---- APPROVED.

jnette, ASN, EMT-I

4,388 Posts

Specializes in Hemodialysis, Home Health.

LOVED these !!!!!!!! Whoooooooot ! I had never seen this one before. :chuckle

I especially loved the "Lost souls and Assholes"... :rotfl: Too funny !

nurseygrrl, LPN

445 Posts

Specializes in HIV/AIDS, Dementia, Psych.

hahaha! Too funny! I liked the same one you did jnette! :chuckle


52 Posts

That was great!! I'm sending this to friends and family right now!


1,104 Posts

They were all too funny!! :rotfl:

Schizoids and Hemorrhoids :rotfl:

Freaks and Cheeks :rotfl:

Lost souls and Assholes :rotfl:

Too hilarious!

suzy253, RN

3,815 Posts

Specializes in Telemetry/Med Surg.

:rotfl: :rotfl: great one!!!

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