46 things men can't do

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1. put the toilet seat down

2. shut drawers after they open them

3. find a can opener that has always been kept in the same spot for 20 years.

4. buy toys the kids actually want and not ones that they are interested by.

5. ask for directions

6. call a repairman

7. appreciate a good romance novel

8. appreciate a romantic comedy

9. watch HGTV

10. pick up feminine products for their wives without blushing/grumbling

11. understand baby talk from their own tots.

12. put stuff back where they got it from

13. remember to put the kids to bed on time

14. sing kiddie songs with the kids

15. throw away empty milk cartons

16. fold and put away laundry in the correct drawers

17. appreciate the need for bras

18. cry at how beautiful it is when michelle kwan skates

19. get tipsy off peach schapps

20. work the oven

21. pretend they don't notice a hot girl (or at least they don't do this well!)

22. understand why we like Oprah

23. pretend to like Dr. phil

24. admit they don't know why the car is making that funny noise.

25. stand up to their mamma's

26. put together a matching outfit even when the pieces are all there.

27. put dirty clothes in the hamper

28. understand that if they just follow directions we'll quit nagging! :p

29. understand that we aren't at the movies for the special effects, we're there to see Brad, Mel, Tom, Denzel and others (so no talking when they appear!)

30. remember important dates

31. remember your friends and relatives names

32. realize that a cold really won't kill them and they don't have to take to their beds for a week to treat it.

33. understand that if the house is a mess and you clean it, we will suddenly become very attracted to you. :imbar

34. admit that they are getting older and yes the hair IS thinning on top.

35. understand that they will never play x-box better than their 12 yr old nephew/niece

36. understand that some things in the house are strictly for decoration and are not functional (certain towels, candles, oils etc)

37. keep up with what is happening on a soap opera

38. answer the question "what are you thinking about?"

39. admit they don't know how a machine works at the gym

40. admit that they secretly enjoy musicals

41. not play games with the kids, where the kids are sure to get hurt.

42. understand why bars/clubs have ladies night

43. multi-task

44. realize that we really don't care about the stereo system and the difference between thx and dolby digital. (at some point it really does sound all the same.)

45. stay calm around a screaming newborn

46. realize that the correct answer to the question "does this dress make me look fat" is an immediate "no honey you always look great."

this of course is all in fun so if you are easily offended remember it is a joke thread! :chuckle

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47. Cook a "nice" dinner (to them, of course) without using cream of mushroom soup:rotfl:

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48. Listen without that faraway look in their eyes.

49. When you are upset and need to vent, to just listen, without feeling they have to find a solution.

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1 1/2. Replace the empty roll of toilet paper.

so true........all of them........

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1 1/2. Replace the empty roll of toilet paper.

so true........all of them........

I used to get mad at this too unit I realized that the holder for the toilet paper is so deeply recessed into the wall (old house) that he can't reach into and around the t.p. to push the holder into the holes.

Cut him some slack then . . . :)

I do have a leaking refrig and a leaking washing machine though . . which have been leaking for over a month.

And the cold water does not work in the downstairs bathroom and has not worked for 15 years. :rolleyes:

steph

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20 1/2. Turn off the buzzer when dinner is ready. The alarm will keep buzzing until I arrive, regardless to where I am or what I might be doing. :imbar :crying2: :uhoh3: :angryfire

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Specializes in Community Health Nurse.

5. ask for directions

6. call a repairman

25. stand up to their mamma's

28. understand that if they just follow directions we'll quit nagging! :p

34. admit that they are getting older and yes the hair IS thinningon top. :rotfl:

38. answer the question "what are you thinking about?"

43. multi-task :uhoh3:

46. realize that the correct answer to the question "does this dress make me look fat" is an immediate "no honey you always look great." :rolleyes:

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Specializes in Rodeo Nursing (Neuro).

1. A few of my brethren neatly avoid this issue by simply never putting it up.

5. No need to ask for directions if your PDA or laptop has a good atlas and a GPS receiver. Think of it as an investment!

6. Those guys are all crooks.

18.5 Michelle Kwan does not need a bra.

19. E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-ew!

26. All of my clothing co-ordinates/is blue.

27. /is on the floor. Gotta give you that one.

28. No, you won't.

30. uh-oh...

33. If we do half the job (messing it up) will you suddenly become somewhat attracted?

34. That's just crazy talk!

36. Well that's just weird.

38. Sex.

40. No, we don't.

47. Hah! Spaghetti! Hah!

48 & 49. Huh?

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lol funny,

however I dont think I would do

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uhh #45m (defiently)

and #46...:confused:

Oh my... I think there is somthing wrong with me. :uhoh3:

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50.realise there is more to life than a computer.....yes you guessed im a computer widow!

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