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Constipated People Don't Give A crap .
If You Drink, Don't Park. Accidents Cause People.
Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point.
If That Phone Was Up Your Butt,
Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
If At First You Don't Succeed,
Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling!
Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
Illiterate? Write For Help
You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
If Sex Is A Pain In The butt, Then You're Doing It Wrong...
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
ow Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down...
Before He Admits He is lost?
Some people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them
AV2875, MSN, CRNA
21 Posts
Thoughts to ponder....
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
why is the man who invest all your money called a "broker"?
why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic wins lottery"?
why doesn't the glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance
that little indestructible black box is?
How come abbreviated is such a looong word?
If a cow laughed would milk come out of her nose?
If it is true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?
If FED EX and UPS were to merge, would they call it FED UP?
What hair color do they list on the driver's license of bald men?
Why do soo many old people eat at cafeterias?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with "quit while you're ahead"?
I guess I'd better quit while I'm ahead!
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