The $15 Porche

[AmyB]

A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream. "Where did you get that car????"

He calmly told them, "I bought it today."

"With what money?" demanded his parents. "We know what a Porsche costs."

"Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars."

So the parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars?" they said.

"It was the lady up the street." said the boy.

"I don't know her name-they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars."

"Dear God," moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on."

So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias. He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold the Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.

"Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but it seems he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary and doesn't intend to come back. He asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money... so I did."

[jnette, ASN, EMT-I]

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha !!!! :rotfl:

Love it ! Just LOVE this !!! :chuckle

[karenG]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[purplemania, BSN, RN]

I heard Henny Youngman tell this joke on TV about 30 years ago. It is still funny!

[gwenith, BSN, RN]

Okay this is a real story. There was a really slimey politician here that dumped his wife of 30 years to shack up with and marry his girlfreind. Now he bought the new missus a car - a mercedes no less and told the dealer to deliver it to MRS Slimey-politician - they did but they made the mistake of delivering it to the old Mrs and not the new MRS. The old Mrs promtly sold the car and laughed all the way to the bank leaving Mr Slimey-politican out of pocket as it was HIS fault that he had not specified WHICH Mrs was to get the car:chuckle

[nursebedlam]

:rotfl: :rotfl: what a good woman