The After School Thread

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Whatcha doing today after school?

Me? I gotta clean today. Or else you may see me on the next episode of Hoaders.

Walk the goggie. Do some laundry. NOT cook dinner. :blink:

*trying to decide if I should comment* :bag:

Please, please do. Please.

If you do, I'll nip it in the bud.

This sounds dirty. We have rules here, Woman!

The rules are that I will point out when things sound dirty and continue to act sweet and innocent. I will also continue to use double entendres and pretend that I haven't. Please proceed.

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kidzcare, I have no idea what you are talking about. *Bambi eyes*

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kidzcare, I have no idea what you are talking about. *Bambi eyes*

Uh, yeah. Sure. Enjoy your nip and your bud.

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Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.
Uh, yeah. Sure. Enjoy your nip and your bud.

I might...:blink:

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Specializes in kids.
Uh, yeah. Sure. Enjoy your nip and your bud.

Bwahaha!

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*(singing)* Today is my babies' birthday!! *(singing)*

My twinsies are 8 today!! 8 years ago right now I was chillin' on hospital bedrest with no clue that they would make their debut that night. My BFF came to see me and we played scrabble and laughed at my swollen feet (pre-eclampsia). They sounded like steaks hitting the ground when I walked- they were huge! I'm convinced that we laughed so hard that it broke my water :) At least, that's what I tell her.

Today after work I will kiss them and hug them and remind them that they chose to have dinner out on Monday instead of today. So they have to put up with Mom's cooking today. :party:

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Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.
*(singing)* Today is my babies' birthday!! *(singing)*

They sounded like steaks hitting the ground when I walked- :

Now that's funny kidz!!! I haven't heard that description; I'm definitely gonna use that one.

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Now that's funny kidz!!! I haven't heard that description; I'm definitely gonna use that one.

Use it all you want! My feet were awful! They were so swollen that my toes did not touch the ground when my feet were flat on the floor and the skin was starting to split on the tops of my feet. :wideyed:

My body hated being pregnant. I was not good at it. The twins were born at 32 weeks and I don't know what I would have done if I'd gone full term.

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Use it all you want! My feet were awful! They were so swollen that my toes did not touch the ground when my feet were flat on the floor and the skin was starting to split on the tops of my feet. :wideyed:

My body hated being pregnant. I was not good at it. The twins were born at 32 weeks and I don't know what I would have done if I'd gone full term.

I loved being pregnant, because I could have sex without worrying about getting pregnant. :blink:

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Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.
I loved being pregnant, because I could have sex without worrying about getting pregnant. :blink:

Hmmm...what to say...what to say...better be quiet :saint:

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Hmmm...what to say...what to say...better be quiet :saint:

Nip it in the bud.

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Today is a 1/2 day for my students and then in services the rest of the day.

Tonight a friend is hosting one of those direct sales skin care parties and then... Hot tub and wine! Woo!

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