9th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100

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New Caption Contest - All you have to do is create a winning caption.

You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your objective. Follow the easy rules below.

Winner will WIN $100!

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Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

A poll will appear next week so you can help us select the winner from the top 8 captions.

We welcome everyone to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

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UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite - Top 8 Captions - Help select winner in 9th Nursing Caption Contest

....and here is our Physical Therapist.

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I'd introduce you, but she's with the doctor right now.

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When I reminded her to punch out for her lunch break, this isn't what I meant!

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Specializes in Ambulatory Surgery, Ophthalmology, Tele.

Who knew a nurse could land such a good right hook? They just introduced the Nurses Boxing League. Nurses have the perfect combination of strength from lifting patients, speed from answering call lights, stamina from working 12 hour shifts, and pent up frustration to be professional boxers. It was a surprise to me too!

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The Customer is Always Right

"You're assigned to Mr. Smithton tonight, despite his recent colostomy and diet order, his wife insists on bringing him Q'Doba for dinner every evening"

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Specializes in SNF/LTC.

Working on her therapeutic touch, I see.

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"This is just a preview of what her assignment was like today."

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Specializes in Patient Care Technician/ EMT.

"....and we have an excellent on the job training program - Nancy here will be precepting you in EFFECTIVE communcation techniques."

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Specializes in Pediatrics.

I see our nurse manager is getting ready for the new batch of interns!

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Specializes in Ambulatory Surgery, Ophthalmology, Tele.

This is Nurse Sally. When a doctor starts to get rude with nurses all we have to say is "Doctor, would you like to discuss it with Sally?". The doctors have been so nice lately.

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Maybe we should rethink that no smoking policy...

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Maybe we should institute a decaf only policy...

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