9th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100

[Joe V]

New Caption Contest - All you have to do is create a winning caption.

You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your objective. Follow the easy rules below.

Winner will WIN $100!

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

A poll will appear next week so you can help us select the winner from the top 8 captions.

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UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite - Top 8 Captions - Help select winner in 9th Nursing Caption Contest

[bungee]

She just found out that we have to document finger and toe nail length Q hour for every patient.

[danggirl]

Yep, Judy worked triage again last night...

[rbekt2010]

She just finished a shift with Dr. "XYZ"

[lpinkham]

Room 326 asked for extra cookies at 4am again.

[CallieNM, ASN, RN]

"This is the result of denying access to Allnurses.com"

[Galaxy1]

She gave one Vicodin to a patient and now she is exercising her arms to document it in 6 different places.

[afrinurse]

I think she misunderstood when I told her the patient might need another hit of morphine...

[Cfmom3]

Which doctor's face do you think she sees on the bag?

[afrinurse]

The hospital told her she needed to be a B.S.N. in order to get promoted. Later she was rambling about "boxing-skilled nurses"?

[3yeardiplomarn]

"It appears she misunderstood me when I said , 'Prepare for Patient Rounds'."

[cienurse]

She's a student nurse.......she's preparing for the battle of finding a job when she graduates!

[born2circulateRN]

New graduate nurses are such overachievers.