9th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100

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New Caption Contest - All you have to do is create a winning caption.

You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your objective. Follow the easy rules below.

Winner will WIN $100!

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Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

A poll will appear next week so you can help us select the winner from the top 8 captions.

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UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite - Top 8 Captions - Help select winner in 9th Nursing Caption Contest

This is how we train for LTC...

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The NCLEX will be no match for her!

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Specializes in Perioperative; Cardiovascular.

Hey....it helps nurses to stop eating their young!

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Specializes in NICU.

The bag appears to be winning.

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Specializes in Peds, Med-Surg, Disaster Nsg, Parish Nsg.

She's been watching those motivational DVD's again. The lastest was by Sylvestor Stallone entitled "Don't be anyone's punching bag."

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Specializes in Patient Care Technician/ EMT.

Phil, I have a BSN, MSN AND a DNP and after all these years in managment, I still can't understand why they walk into work like this everytime I call them early in the morning to come in on their day off.

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Specializes in Perioperative; Cardiovascular.

"She does this everytime the on-call doc needs to be paged between 1-3am"

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Specializes in Ambulatory Surgery, Ophthalmology, Tele.

I don't know, she came in here after getting off the phone with a doctor. All I know is she has been mumbling something about a wound vac, dressing changes, 4 units of FFP, Q2 blood sugar checks, Dilaudid Q2 hours and something about Golytley....I don't want to repeat what she said after that....er.....Let's just say it was.... colorful.

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Since karate therapy was canceled due to nurses almost killing each other during practice; we had to use a punching bag instead...

Forget about karate! I just hope she isn't thinking about me right now...

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Specializes in Med-Surg-Onc.

She's training 100 hours per week to become a professional boxer... Nursing was too exhausting.

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Specializes in Med-Surg-Onc.

The nurses use the punching bag to get their aggression out before work. Her shift doesn't start until tomorrow.

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Specializes in Med-Surg-Onc.

I told you not to assign her to room 320 again.

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